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Is there still a chance of getting rid of that ugly pile of Ted Cruz?

Protect your right to punish your leaders.

I was playing the "take a shot everytime Swift endorses Biden" game. I am angrily sober...

Is the job to be interacting with a computer for the entire duration of your shift? Fuck this incentive structure that requires people to fake touching their computer parts to show that work is being done.

Saudi bros just bought an incredible pair of $500million gold sneakers.

Pro-life, unless they mouth off or something.

This is why we need to ban hurricanes.

Who will carry on the knowledge of what the a:\ and b:\ drives were?

From Auntie Donna's Big 'ol House of Fun, "pretty fly for a WiFi"

He just interfered with this woman's ability to pursue legal Healthcare to protect her life. If she dies as a result of the medical complications associated with the pregnancy, I don't see how he doesn't get charged with manslaughter at a minimum.

Can't we just rewatch the ones from 4 years ago and get the general idea?

I'm not sure I understand the logic of her even telling this story. So like if she finds herself unable to "train" a disobedient state judiciary or something, is she saying that this is her plan B?

Given the diagnosis and complications that have already occurred, this seems like it goes beyond contempt of court to me. I would consider this to be attempted murder of the mother.

Nah, probably a better analogy is like blaming the Sacklers for the opioid epidemic.

The party of law and order can't let their voters be encumbered by the law when creating disorder.

Wouldn't criminals just wait to do crimes until it's raining?

Jesus Elon is my co-pilot

I don't know if those companies had any say in whether their products were used, but this wasn't supposed to be for advertising. It was supposed to be a gimmick for what was stated to be a message on the economy, but the orange atrocity personified saw a squirrel and the whole address ended up being the same whiny bullshit.

I don't think you need to imagine too hard since he instructed his fans to "knock the crap out of them" in response to any protestors at one of his rallies.

What if it turns out Lex Luthor was the good guy on Smallville?

I feel like there needs to be more discussion of how people can be anti-Zionist without being antisemitic. There are elements of many faiths that people can object to without being considered antagonistic of that faith. People might not hate all people who are Jewish, but also might not be too enthusiastic about the Israeli State and all of its actions, which does not make them antisemitic.

Why would I even need to electrocute the shark when they're going to naturally be repelled by all this bleach I have flowing through my veins?

The article doesn't make it sound that way. Sounds like the judge accepted the request to keep the docket sealed while the defendants made arguments that their personal privacy outweighed the public interest, and then either no arguments were made, or the judge was not convinced.

Comments that require a, "well, back on Reddit..." explanation. Could include comments about that guy's dead wife. That one kid's broken arms, etc.

From what I've heard, DeSantis is in a pretty safe second spot. The logic as i understand it is that he's MAGA enough to be a strong second pick for those that really want Trump but might have to vote for someone else, while Haley is mostly pulling together the "republican, but not Trump" coalition, which is pretty far short of 50% of republican primary voters.

Maybe we can all do a damages class action suit for... like all of 2016 through 2020

I didn't get the sense that the college presidents were taking any specific stand in their responses to a question that was effectively about their bylaws, rather than the morality of the statements considered in the question. My interpretation of the story is that a lot of the anger aimed at these presidents is because they answered the question that they were asked instead of answering an implied morality question.

If we're setting the calendar back 200 years, I'd have to guess that one of the contributing factors is records keeping and reporting. The definition of what is considered a "mass shooting" has also been fluid over the past 50 or so years.

These are not likely to be major contributors, but from Hollywood's depictions, mass shootings may have been pretty common around 150 years ago.

Although there were a lot of problems with Ender's Game, I was a little surprised that they didn't adapt any of the sequels. I mean I wouldn't have watched them, but it seemed like they went pretty all in on that first one to not at least try the second with a significantly reduced budget.

Buy pads. Wouldn't know when cycle starts.

OMG, that makes it all better!😁 now you have my vote😙 No actually fuck off.

Is there a niche market of consumers that are worried about dropping their phones out of airplanes, and which phones would be best in that scenario?

I'm not Trans, and abso-fucking-lutely don't want anyone asking what I've got between my legs anytime I need to take a shit.

Yeah, maybe instead he should be arguing for people without kids to have fewer votes. Maybe, just picking a number at random here, like they should get 3/5 of a vote.

/s

I may be a little more comfortable with the weather than I might otherwise be if it weren't for Greta Thunberg making it a bit harder for corporations to fuck everything up. Does that count?

Otherwise, Carl Sagan.

Aw, that's not fair to presidents elected prior to 1955 that never had the chance to work at McDonalds.

I don't think it's just China, or if you just scroll the "best selling" list of Amazon literally right now. People will try to exploit damn near anything for some cash it seems.