Taylor Swift has won the Superbowl!

SuperCub@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 547 points –

Taylor Swift has won the Superbowl! 🏈 There will be peace in Ukraine! There will be peace in Gaza! God bless the DNC! And GOD bless Taylor Swift! 🇺🇲❤️‍🔥

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I was playing the "take a shot everytime Swift endorses Biden" game. I am angrily sober...

Conspiracy theorists are hard at work trying to fit today’s events into an updated conspiracy theory that shows that her silence is actually part of the deep state plan.

The number of "look at this happy woman enjoying herself" angry posts is just the best.

These sad fucks just telling on themselves as they rage at simple human joy.

I was looking forward to sneering at those but haven't seen any. Apparently I'm much better at creating a safe space away from the right wing loonies than I realized.

Edit: Ah, the secret is twitter. Of course. I see them now. lol

I feel like twisting that word to describe those people: Conswiftory Theorists

I called it the Swiftiebowl and apparently someone did a meme about the next Madden game that it included Taylor Swift and people lost their minds.

today’s events

whats going on

From another outsider:

  • I think Taylor Swift is married to a player of one of the teams competing for the superbowl.
  • She previously encouraged young people to vote (but not for whom), which would be bad for Republicans as they're unpopular with young people.
  • Right wing media cooked up a theory that the super bowl was fixed so the team of Taylor Swift's husband would win, resulting in Taylor Swift being called to the victory celebration where she then would endorse Joe Biden.

As far as I take it from this thread, the team actually won, but the endorsement didn't happen, confusing conspiracy nutters everywhere.

They're not married, otherwise pretty good summary.

Maybe that’s a September/October thing. He doesn’t need it now.