"Wake up babe, proton support for MacOS just dropped!"

"I've got the black lung papa." cough

-Chrome Canary

also coughs up scams and malware

"May your blade chip and shatter."

Denying the will of the people has historically had some pretty ugly outcomes, I really hope they don't.

This is 100% the fault of shitty advertisers spamming us with literal scams, malware, and spyware.

Such a plausible thing for him to say I didn't even question it.

American here: Shit, I'd like to see our own veterans get the care and benefits they're supposed to be entitled to.

Some vets have been getting screwed over for literal decades after being forced to kill, suffer injury, psychological damage, lose good friends, and regularly risk death all supposedly for our country.

That's funny because according to other experts you should sleep with your door closed in case a fire breaks out: Keeping the door closed can help keep (or at least delay) death from smoke inhalation.

VOTE

What a stupid fucking rule, guess immunocompromised people are just supposed to die?

They tried implementing AI in a few our our systems and the results were always fucking useless. What we call "AI" can be helpful in some ways but I'd bet the vast majority of it is bullshit half-assed implementations so companies can claim they're using "AI"

So, what they're saying is: Chrome will have severely decreased functionality and users will no longer be able to protect themselves from sketchy ads that contain scams, malware, and other nefarious bullshit (often hosted on Google's own ad networks)?

incoherence

So, nothing new then?

Speak for yourself, I'm just here for shitposts and sticks

If swifties were a pokemon, they'd be normal type.

They sound like Ferengi lmao

"hUmOn FeEeMaLe!"

Oh no, are we beanposting again???

YOU BETTER NOT BE READING ABOUT ECONOMICS IN THERE!

Why tf does Argentina let women retire earlier???

RIP you absolute badass

No eye contact? Milk? Asian food? Are these things conservatives think people get upset about? Does this guy just have spicy tism? What is happening?

Gotta be trolling, right? Right?

Trump is one of the least Christian people I can think of, then again that holds true for his "Christian" followers so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

Guess I'll never buy a Roku TV then: Get all the way fucked!

Hey, he just wants to kill some more people. No big deal right?

checks rulebook

My mistake, murdering shoplifters is actually still kind of a big no-no. Apologies.

She is way uglier than than, but on the inside.

Let's be real here: Nobody in the GOP was really going to not enable it.

What's he need a bond for? Isn't he a billionaire?

@zuck@threads.net - Your company is cancer, please excise it from the Internet to prevent further METAstasizing. Thank you!

LPT: Don't microwave plastic, even if it claims to be microwave safe.

It's fine, she doesn't believe in propane so it can't hurt her.

You need to talk to that plumber about how dangerous smoking pot out of this is, dude is going to get himself cancer.

It didn't

[autistic hyperfixation noises intensify]

I hope he does, that would be hilarious. I don't think I'll ever get tired of seeing him get his ass handed to him in court.

companies should be required to open source shit like this once they drop support for it

Damn right they should!

They probably live in the Bananas Stand.

There's always money in the Banana Stand.

Does all your base even are belong to us?

Always nice to see a bigot lose