FragrantOwl

I feel like I was completely ripped off. This game is nothing like promised, and I can't believe how many people seem to be okay with that.

There are more issues than I have the patience to type, so here are just a few of the most egregious.

Graphics. The graphics are nowhere near modern. They are basic colors and sometimes pretty blocky. It almost looks like graphics from a game over 30 years old. This is unacceptable.

Spaceship flight mechanics. There are none. In fact, I have yet to see ANY spaceships in this game. So far, it's 100% on foot.

First-person gameplay. Not very realistic, but kind of satisfying. There's a lot of jumping and numerous enemies to avoid. They get a little repetitive, but are enough to hold interest. Some have loot that can give your character special abilities like flying with a raccoon tail, breathing underwater like a frog, or even throwing fireballs.

Character creation. This is virtually non-existent. In fact, I don't think I was ever asked to review my character. I tried restarting a few times and every time I'm automatically set as some guy in red with a moustache. I did find a multiplayer option, but that just gives a green variant.

I'm thinking of refunding this game as it is nothing like what Todd Howard promised.

Too late.

Lemon, oddly enough.

Skin issues aside, if this is for a profile pic it should be trivial to remove the discoloration in the pic.

Silver lining and all that.

I ended up with 40,000+ gold

Please tell me you and the tollhouse woman got together and lived happily ever after.

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Ice cream soup:

1. Place 2-3 scoops of ice cream in a bowl
2. Use a tablespoon to vigorously stir the scoops in the bowl until they have the consistency of a thick soup
3. Garnish with chocolate syrup and serve

Exist.

I hope those mods get their final paycheck. Probably have a lot of PTO they can cash out too.

You don't know what I see and don't see. How dare you.

You literally can.

Who doesn't like to relax with a little poop soup?

Likewise. No complaints and they work perfectly.

Hopefully people support the companies that bother to keep making TVs that respect our privacy.

Good riddance.

What a little piss-baby.