It's A Faaaahhkeah!

@It's A Faaaahhkeah!@lemmus.org
17 Post – 262 Comments
Joined 5 months ago

I post shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid AI images.

I may or may not be an idiot, still working that out.

And now there's a precedent set to help stop with your school shootings America, everytime an underage person gets hold of and uses a gun on other people, you can now charge the parents, once a couple more go down you watch how quickly people start properly securing their guns away or more on the extreme side, just give most of them up.

You have something to help stop school shootings, please use it America, it's too saddening seeing how many children die at your school's when it could be dealt with just be properly securing your guns away from children.

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See kids, this is why you don't steal from ultra rich people, stick to stealing from the poor and you'll be fine, maybe a year in jail.

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No, not fans, psychopaths threatened the son.

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It's a direct quote from Tim Cook.

Say the sentence like a spoilt child whose just gotten in trouble and it makes more sense.

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Nope, this is how I will always see him:

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He's totally fine.

Yeah, I don't think totally fine would be an apt description of someone who willing shoved 217 COVID shots into himself.

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What happens if they write the communist manifesto before any works of Shakespeare?

Glassy eyed: drunk and/or high as fuck.

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So, do we get to start calling what's happening everywhere world war 3 or is there like some committee that meets on this?

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Ok.

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Won't be long untill I'm tried for genocide for having a wank.

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I use this Bush quote a lot, everyone thinks I'm an idiot but I just give them a little shit eating smirk, invade Iraq and claim I won prematurely.

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Cloudstream on android tv, hexated repo and boom everything. Fuck corporate streaming, hit the seas.

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Look if your tv show isn't airing anywhere, isn't on a streaming service or can't be physically bought, then it's up for grabs.

Fuck I forgot this weirdo existed.

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Are any of them good? I have 40 projects going ATM and they're all shit.

Gotta pay off those powermods who abused their power.

They used to be horizontal until about 1668, it was a side effect of the great plague.

He's not far off from reaching his final form as Danny DeVito's Penguin.

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Fools, you're supposed to set up an elaborate printer press system, where you create an entire edition of a newspaper, but replace the no no story with a different one, THEN you steal all the newspapers, but swap them with yours, everyone gets a newspaper, no one really knows anything happend except maybe a couple of people and you gaslight them or arrest them.

Now this random idiot in rurual Australia knows that the Ouray County Police Chief is a rapist.

How hard is it to do a cover-up...

That's not how you help someone use a computer!

Where's the "pauses to slowly exhale out your nose to calm yourself"? where's the " move the mouse to the icon in the centre, the centre of the screen, the cen.. that's not the centre that's the left side... I know it's in the middle tho... THE CENTER OF THE SCREEN.. THERE! THAT ONE *taps screen erratically*"?

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FEEL GUILT GOSH DARN IT!

Wizard MAGA grandma casts white lightning bolt.

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Navy's have been training creatures like this to do military shit for decades.

Dolphins, dogs, pigeons, you name it they've tried militarizing it.

Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it's bad. That could be the Mozart of bear society working on his new piece and you want to say it's bad because it doesn't fit your idea of music.

Isn't Sony's attempt just a glorified steam link with its own screen?

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Yes and it gave us this beautiful photo!

will be "positive" for the industry, Ubisoft says

Yeah because you know everyone is gonna be throwing their hate at rockstar and ignoring what ever dumb shit you'll be doing in mid 2025.

Alright, so it's quite obvious to me now that the US government is full of people with a breeding kink and it's enough to make bills pass, what happened to sexual deviance diversity!

That's a scoreboard

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Here's the template.

No one likes suing fans.

Says the company who has sued the most of its fans out of them all.

“Literally popping champagne right now,”

Is that what people call snorting coke now?

They been doing these ads for ages, sometimes they would leave the comments open and I'd google a better competitor and advertise them in the comments.

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Yeah because all we really need is something to focus our rage at.

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Hey, we're also miserable as fuck in other countries as well!