I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.

CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed.

Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.

Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I'll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! ...now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS.

...this kills the redditor.

OP will surely deliver. In the meantime, I'll show myself out.

Directed by M. Night Shamallama

edit: accidentally a word

All my homies hate agile, Jira, scrum, kanban, etc.

In truth none of these items are inherently wrong - what's wrong is leadership picking up new tools and adopting management structures expecting them to solve fundamental organizational issues.

Instead they only serve to magnify the outcomes of your existing corporate culture.

Wait...y'all were paying for Docker?

So then the answer is to uninstall apps that give you reminders - to negate the correlation that nagging users leads to positive outcomes.

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"I'm suing you!"

"What for?"

"It's a surprise 🎉🥳🎊"

I had a similar experience but then I got a little uncomfortable because she started sending me weird cryptic messages

Stuff like "The operation failed with an error. [429] You have reached your OpenAI API limit. Please check your plan and billing details"

As a beta, I can only penetrate a few millimeters but I can do a lot of damage if swallowed.

If you press F12 and look at the network calls you can see the insane amount of analytics they are sending for every twitch of the mouse

People who spend a lot on Amazon have great experiences on Amazon, people who don't spend a lot on amazon have poorer experiences

I suspect when you contact them there is a dashboard that tells the customer service operator how much effort they should put in to retain you as a customer.

Now with 20% more aggregate!

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"I don't think that sounds right"

If you ever wanted to see an alleged IRL rent hellscape simulator take a look at this

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-sues-realpage-algorithmic-pricing-scheme-harms-millions-american-renters

I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot allow you to go to the bathroom during classroom hours.

If they stopped the stream, no one would have believed the truth

He a little confused, but he got the spirit

• Women are from Venus
• Men are from Mars
• Pharrell is from Neptune

Sir please keep your voice down, you are going to disturb the librarians

Super scummy process, they probably turn a profit from it given most accounts are kids and will just re-buy to get where they were

The proper thing to do would have been to reset your username like Epic Games does

As a published professor of Tendie Research, I can tell you that nugget scientists are considered the theoretical phyiscists of the processed poultry discipline.

Poor life choices aside, her hair is fabulous! 💇‍♀️

Everyone please be nice to the influx of newcomers

If you cannot resist the urge to blurt out your alternative socioeconomic views try your best to at least do it gently

• Start working in morning - Photo 2
• Take a break and come back - Photo 1
• flow state
• Come back next day - Photo 2
• The saga continues... (Wu tang, Wu tang)

JavaScript developers hate this one weird trick!

They look fabulous!

It could be a XML or JSON with some embedded binary data (but to your point Windows isn't gonna figure that out from the extension)

Firefox working fine for me

It can't turn into an android, Android devices have games

so i herd u liek mudkipz...

Depreciation graphs overlaid on each other would have been good

Seal of approval 🎷🦭

By this logic Canada should be called New Newfoundland

Everyone within a 2 mile radius has now had their girlfriend stolen

Shitpost? I'd say this post is quite solid

GOTO 42069

That's all well and good until it's my turn to speak and I make an equally bad impression by having nothing to say.

That gives me an idea - managers can ask staff to learn the CLI and give them gift cards for what it would have cost to license the Docker Desktop client 🧠

Latter article is mostly AI generated images