Kerb

@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de
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maybe on some public displays,
but those surely wont update to such a new kernel for a long time

ive seen it a few times on those screens that buses here have, that shows the next stations on the route.

but never on any of my computers

(im refering to those old 'kernel panic' messages)

π“€₯    𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 π“€Ÿ   π“€£ 𓁀

game over i guess

"For You, The Day Bison Graced Your Village Was The Most Important Day Of Your Life. But For Me, It Was TUESDAY"

never gets old πŸ˜‚.

didn't gajin explicitly state that they cant/wont use leaks of classified documents?

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π“€₯    𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 π“€Ÿ   π“€£ 𓁀

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i was so dissapointed when i learned that it caps at 80%

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thats probably taking the piss with how lua handles array indexing.

in most programming languages,
the first element of an array is element 0,
in lua arrays start with element 1.

imo it kinda makes sense,
but it causes confusion because it goes against established conventions

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not just plastic bottles / containers,
we literally have teflon cookware

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i was confused for way to long, trying to figure out
why a pilot would investigate a github alternative.

im an idiot πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Some Cybertruck owners say their fellow Cybertruckers are blowing things out of proportion,
and one said it’s a good idea to not β€œ...drive it in the rain, or get it wet.”

Others expressed anger that Tesla’s options for protecting the steel panels cost thousands of dollars.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ just incredible,
having a car that rusts in the rain clearly is just haters blowing things out of proportion.

and of course the solution only costs 5 grand.
pretty sure you could get another car that doesnt rust in the rain for less than that.

we are walking piles of hotfixes and technical debt

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the only thing im pulling is the door with the push sign

even worse, they counted individual subdomains.

those numbers are a complete and utter nothingburger.

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LinRAR

its an sql injection attack.
its rather unlikely that it works in a modern app.

assuming this would work,
it injects a command in the sql database.

it is assumed that the app runs a sql querry with the input field as a parameter e.g.
INSERT INTO "bills" (item, ammount, tip) VALUES ("steak", "20,00 $", "content of the custom tip goes here");

the semicolon indicates the end of the querry,
so the the text would cause the app to run an unfinished querry, and then start a new querry that messes up the content of the bills table.

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im at a LOSS

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I'm one of those people who think that Perl is a write-only language
-Linus torvalds

$(date +"%Y") Is the Year of the Linux Desktop

id say its like the dotcom bubble.
yeah its incredible new & emerging tech,
but that doesnt mean it isnt overhyped.

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Never gets old. πŸ˜‚

thats dissapointing.

those categories are way to specific,
these laws should apply to way more stuff.

smartphones and tablets?
why not computers in general?

and john deere execs are pobably laughting their asses of right now.

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i want a smartphone, that i can hold securely
while still being able to reach the entire screen.

i have pretty big hands, and even i cant reach the upper left quarter of my phone (pixel6a) without letting go of the left and bottom edges.
its ridiculous

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imo mastadon wont suddenly become "state-run media" just because Goverment instances exist.

there are .gov email adresses already, and emails are pretty far from state-run.

since there is (afaik) no verification on mastadon, ill assume that theyll use the goverment instances to prove that @official@goverment is legit.

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im imagining the reaction at apples hq:

people wildly scrambling arround while sirens blair and warning lights flash
as blast doors enclose the outer walls of the building.

an intern bursts into cooks office,
"it happened. ...
he said it"

all the executives in the meeting turn their heads torwards him, their faces pale with fear.

no further words were needed.

its supposed to be lowercase,
but imgflip put the entire text in uppercase.

openttd is great

*one of the guys, there has been a few people down there by now.

EDIT: In fact: on of the people on the titan was allso down in the mariana trench
And he wasn't the first one down there (he's nr2)

Thats james cameron in the deepsea Challenger

also christmas lights man and toaster man

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might get you literal tendies as profit

bro ill dupe your food,
just send it all to me, ill give you double back next crop cycle i swear

honestly, im shocked it stayed over the ipo price so far.

i was expecting a drop, kinda like robinhood

oof, i still remember the one where a guy pulled out balcony railing posts with seemingly no effort.

it was high up too, at least 20th floor.

Holy shit , πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
It's beautiful, like a firework in a tire fire.
I'll drink to that.

just say you prefer nano,
it will instantly kill the vibe

as Kennedy said: 'ich bin ein berliner'

yeah a lot of the meaningless chatter just isnt established here.

i kinda think that not having a summarized carma score prevents a lot of it.

but i also feel, that this kind of suff is slowly creeping in with the migration of more users.

πŸ€” wondering what the emacs equivalent would be

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aparently the pinball game was a demo version of Full Tilt! Pinball , which you can get on abandonware sites.

not sure if it still works on modern windows tho.