Did she... did she loot the other girl's skirt?

The "survive for 3 days without pooping" post will always be my favorite

Exactly, the way it's pointy and triangle-ish, who could get it confused?

One time I went to friends house to drink with The Boys^tm . At some point I fell asleep only to be woken later by my friend drunkenly covering me in a blanket. Woke up the next morning with a slight hangover and a towel, mother fucker covered me in a towel

You what to a kiwi?

Terraria. I love Terraria but the start is a chore to get through with how slow everything is. It's still not enough to stop me of course, the game is just too much fun

Last time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over

I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat

Have you seen kiwis? They're adorable!

The bird is alright too I guess

Clearly, a limitless amount of plushies

Matadamas

It's Spanish and, translated to English, means: Lady-killer

I don't know what you're talking about, the Eiffel tower is right there

How I wish I could play it for the first time again, beating the wall of flesh for the first time and discovering that the entire game just shifted to whole new level was amazing. Then, after beating moon lord a couple of times, discovering modded Terraria. There are no words to describe the joy this game has brought me

No no, they must follow the instructions exactly for maximum effect

They're fine, it's basically a bigger and watered down kiwi

The similarities easily put it in my top 5

Nah just a dumbass, still love him tho. We sometimes smoke weed together

maybe...

It's a shame they couldn't be more original

It sometimes rain in France right? Hence the stylish umbrellas

oui, je m'appelle kiwi, クロワッサン

Thanks, I like you too. Yeah it's super adorable when they just decide that they're done and just flop over

My cat kind of sits up when I grab him. I have to cradle my arm and grab his butt so that he can straighten his front legs on my elbow and he refuses to be held any other way. And the face he makes, it looks as if he was staring off into the sunset from a mountain cliff

In the end it's either one arm or no cat

GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO

At the moment? Hate One an Otter - Newgrounds Death Rugby

Fuck yeah, love me some 🥞

ok but I unironically eat kellogg's for dinner because crunchy

Well, there is only one, this one

So of course it's the best

merci, j'ai travaillé dur sur la photo

I impeded traffic and everything

Gottem B)

Seems like law and order is running smoothly

I'm so glad I didn't get another cat, my cat turned out to be an asshole so I can't imagine what kind of mischief another cat would've brought

Kids these days smh, can't even abide by the traffic laws of France

I'd like to see that, after some hard work destroying half the city simply by existing, Godzilla takes a break to eat a croissant

I can see how it could be seen as ugly, I mean it is mostly metal beams, but I like to think that some of it's beauty comes from what it represents and it's history

it's old as fuck