"intermittent fasting" rule

wrenchmonkey@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 455 points –

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alt text: "Off work late? Hungry, but don't want to cook? try taking a few hits of weed and then doing nothing. we can try eating again tomorrow. maybe."

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Last time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over

I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat

One of my cats always beats up the other so sometimes I pick up the victim kitty and chase the asshole cat with her.

Seems like law and order is running smoothly

I'm so glad I didn't get another cat, my cat turned out to be an asshole so I can't imagine what kind of mischief another cat would've brought

Oh my God I love when you're playing with them and they get tired and flop over on their side like that!! My cat does it, too! That's my fucking favorite!!

Also, I like you. You sound fun. I do those exact same things sober, lol. Although a lot of the time when I try to hold her while doing something, she ends up crawling onto my shoulder/neck/back and I have to cook and eat hunched over all weird because of it, often with her happy tail whacking me in the face...but she's just so damn happy up there and it's beautiful! How can I deny her that? At least then I have two hands to work with, lol.

Thanks, I like you too. Yeah it's super adorable when they just decide that they're done and just flop over

My cat kind of sits up when I grab him. I have to cradle my arm and grab his butt so that he can straighten his front legs on my elbow and he refuses to be held any other way. And the face he makes, it looks as if he was staring off into the sunset from a mountain cliff

In the end it's either one arm or no cat