No flying machine will ever reach New York from Paris.

One of the Wright brothers said that. It's actually my favorite quote because it always reminds me we have no idea what the fuck we're wrong about.

plz :(

-Elon Musk

There is no active threat to the community

Except from the COPS WHO KEEP FUCKING SHOOTING EVERYONE YOU STUPID CUNTS

Eh. There will always be real conspiracies and then...lizard people conspiracies.

This shit right here? yeah.....they killed him. 100%. No doubt in my fucking mind.

Because we elected a black dude and holy shit did that break the right.

black man attends KKK meeting, shocked to find they were rather rude to him

Plot the downfall of the bourgeoisie.

Killing that guy should fix this.

Jesus fuck how can they be this pathetically transparent?

Dude slapped away his career.

Yeah but 7zip tho.

An electric car company who's sucking right wing dick and pissing off liberals isn't breaking records?!

BUT REPUBLICANS LOVE GREEN ENERGY

That's because we don't set shit on fire every time the government looks at us wrong.

Learn to wrap your burritos you suckface food noob.

The electric car company thats pissing off left wing people on a daily basis is failing? But....the right LOVES renewable energy....how can this be?!

I've never seen a fourchan post I wanted to be real more than this. Oh god this is beautiful.

This is how we get conservatives to hate Musk again. Convince them neuralink will give them the gay.

This is fucking stupid.

Upvoted.

Do not plant foreign seeds or discard them incorrectly. You have no idea what that species is, and you do not want to be the one introducing a new invasive species to your local biome

The fundraising efforts are part of a broader strategy to address OpenAI’s growth constraints,

see...we just can't grow without TRILLIONS OF FUCKING DOLLARS

THESE MOTHER FUCKERS TOOK A $500 FINE TO SUPREME COURT?!

Someone finish the creepypasta this is begging to be the start of.

I mean....

gestures vaguely

See? I was wrong.

HUMANS

He slapped him because of HER reaction. Go look at the video. He's laughing just as much as the rest of the audience before the camera cuts away. She 100% got on his ass about it so then he went and did that shit.

The player will be thrilled.

watch a literal half hour of ads and then maybe, if you're very lucky, you get to watch the movie you paid for.

Worse. He wasn't even actually angry. He did it because the woman who laughed about cheating on him on national TV gave him a dirty look. Threw away his entire fucking career because for her.

My bipolar meds, without insurance, are $800 a month. I have yet to slap a bitch at work so I would say they're worth it so far.

How is everything related to this man such a fucking joke and HOW IS HE SO POPULAR

Fucking seriously. Dude was a massive box office draw and on top of that had had a truly wholesome career. He was well respected. Could really act....had solid comedy chops. Very few true stinkers in his IMDB page. And he threw it all away for a bitch who LAUGHS about cheating on him.

I hate the word because of right wing fucks but there is no other way to describe it. He's a fucking cuck.

Trump stood up to early and a judge, politely, asked him to sit back down. Trump did so without bitching.

This actually made the news.

Edit AND NOW ITS A TOP STORY HAHAHAHAA

Well Missouri is the 'legitimate rape' state so...yep. This is on brand.

I'm an instacart driver and at least a few times a week I get the wrong driveway but then figure it out very quickly. This shit goes through my mind every single time.

That's just the country I live in. I pulled into the wrong driveway and I instantly wonder idly if this is going to lead to my fucking death.

We are officially at the 'you're smelly' stage of American politics.

Children should just fucking starve. They should think twice about being born poor.

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT REPUBLICANS SAY. WHAT THEY THINK. THEY DON'T EVEN TRY TO HIDE IT. THIS IS A ACTUAL TALKING POINT

dude was so fucking happy and you, within minutes, had to come along and outdo him.

I'm still a fan of when he showed a map to kid Rock and kid Rock literally was like 'should I be seeing this?'

Trump literally turned kid Rock into the voice of reason at one point.

I hope they taped the letter around a 3310 and threw it through their window.

Then he punched a puppy. He just fucking punched it.