”We asked 10 autistic people if they’d drunken milk before and 100% said yes, therefore more milk causes autism!“ - peta, probably.

The new logo looks like a shitty AI render lol, perfect representation for how sanitized a corpo it has become.

One of us! One of us!

Like clockwork lmao.

Just launched 1.8.9 with the Prism Launcher and it looks fine for me. (I'm using Kubuntu 22.04.3 LTS)

Maybe it's a java issue? Old Minecraft uses java 8, maybe try reinstalling it and seeing if that works. Best of luck!

You can have my drawing of a monkey that I valued at 1 billion dollar:

No need to thank me.

Chuck Tingle is the master of satire erotica, my personal favorite is "Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Bad Boy Parasaurolophus."

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Did you replace your BIOS with Minecraft’s texture files? Classic mistake, I’ve done it a dozen times! /s

Here’s the copypasta (sorry)

::: spoiler Click to view (NSFW) Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more :::

The tags at the bottom are hilarious lol, who’s searching through the “journalist killed” tag looking for something to watch‽

In December, Musk indicated that the company would start freeing the namespace of 1.5 billion accounts soon, although no public announcement of that freedom has been made. Worth noting, DemandSage indicates that as of 2023 there are only 1.3 billion Twitter accounts on the platform as a whole, with only 237.8 million of them active daily.

Twitter set to be the first ever platform with -200 Million users!

GIMPcore

Every part of this headline is more insane than the last.

Do both at the same time, whose gonna stop you? the government?

Jerma985 is a YouTube/Twitch streamer, he is known for laughing at vehicle accidents & threatening to shove his fans into meat grinders.

Example: https://youtu.be/FaWPp7iHChI

we live in a sisyphus 😔

It really is a great game. I bought it during the last sale for $0.99 and have already played it for 30+ hours. You wouldn't think a game like this would have such a skill curve, but the later challenges genuinely require a lot of strategizing. It's very fun!

This feels like one of those artbreeder images that look normal but you can’t actually name anything in the image

+1, I also moved from Beehaw to lemmy.ca and haven't looked back. Very active instance with great admins who engage with the community :)

We should ban everything besides whoopie cushions then; you could probably still smother someone with one but it’d be a lot funnier

If that were true I’d go swimming a lot more often!

I can’t believe this my first time hearing about this distro, really giving Hanna Montana Linux a run for its money lol

This is by far the most evil one, I love it.

So it wouldn’t be technically wrong to refer to mute people as infants right? /s

Jinx my beloved 💜

Have you tried looking in the Mega Thread?

Really cool!

Very intriguing, will definitely check out! Nice work :)