MoltenBoron

@MoltenBoron@lemmy.world
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Wait, was it because she's too fascist or not fascist enough?

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It must have taken all of Elon's willpower to not make the limits:

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What? A feast is a feast.

My Good Sir,

Lord u/spez the lousy, has already landed the gentry and now you inquire as to providing wages for the common serf? Harumph.

Regards,

MB, Esq.

ps. Please see attached:

Obsidian isn't even a crystal...

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9 months later

I think Italian food is pretty mainstream now.

Check out the asphalt on that hot shingle.

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."

Water is woke now?

Perhaps an equine-deficient, bean-abstainer was in need of a lift, and well you know how that old saying goes...

Trade secrets? Is Threads already delinquent on some vendor payments too?

It's a good source of protein.

What, you wanted them to park on that innocent parent and child?

Pablo! Ay dios mio! No es bueno! Ella es una cabeza de gordita crunch! Rapido, donde estan los ramen y el superglue?

all better

That stuff is gonna be hard to spread on toast.

Online proctology. The future is here.

At least it wasn't a hair ball.

Why?

The Fat Man in Fallout 1376.

Do a flip!

Negative, positive, or disabled? Just what the heck kinda pregnancy test is that...

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No, because karma's a bitch.

Well it is diet coke...

Perfect for making turtle soup.

Wolfgang Pauli would like a word with you.

Holup. People track dookies?

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Yes, most indeed. There is nothing quiet as scrummy as lukewarm, Mr. Heinz's hygienic haricots served upon soggy, chocolate sandwich bickies. Simply marvelous.

Puss 'n beans.

Almost ready!

Check out that landing strip.

Blondes have it hard enough as it is. There is no need to take cheap shots at them...

Bah, Humbug!

-Chuck D

Earthy, bold, hints of yeasty after tones.

The Samsung XCover's and few of the Nokia C's already have removable batteries.

Ah ha!

Baby's First Hydrostatic Implosion.