NegativeLookBehind

@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
3 Post – 739 Comments
Joined 1 years ago

Weird

If we were on Teams right now I may not have received this snarky message.

The corpos demand it

Yes. Why the fuck doesn’t Teams have this capability??

We have that pile of dog shit as well!

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It’s possible to be worse?

Grab lunch tomorrow?

Bill Gates is en route to your location 
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Have you heard of this new thing called “Linux” ?

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You’re in for a world of shit.

There’s a huge Teams outage right now. I have to use it at work and it makes me want to jump face first into a wood chipper.

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Omg are you me?

Let’s start our own company, with blackjack, Slack, and hookers.

I don’t have to imagine it, I’m living it.

Delicious

Scratching messages onto rocks with other, slightly harder rocks and throwing them at each other is a better form of communicating than using Teams.

That whale better watch out, they might throw him off a balcony

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better than Slack

You’re not supposed to be this drunk this early in the day.

Microsoft Teams is be dog shit

Must be.

Fuck, I miss Slack so much.

That’s a lot of dough

I used to run windows strictly for gaming. Over a year ago, I leapt from the flaming dumpster fire that is Microsoft, and I’ve never once wished that I hadn’t. Everything I need works on Linux.

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Nice. OLED?

Oh yea, I mute that shit before they start.

As if flying Spirit wasn’t bad enough already

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Take a break dude

“Fly Spirit. You might become one!”

Don’t let Nintendo see this. Their mouths start foaming when they think they might be able to sue someone

America: “Inflation under Biden is awful”

Trump: “Elect me and I’ll make it worse”

America: “Yup, that’s our guy”

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America played SHITHEAD bingo and marked every fucking spot. I fucking hate every person who voted for these fuckbags.

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Which is a grave offense with this new regime, because that means you’re gay with yourself.

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Realistic headline: Russia finally wins Cold War by installing orange shithead for second time

American politics in a nutshell

I knew you’d be here, with the right answer.

Go back and smack that fucking fish with a rock, as soon as it tries to leave the ocean.

I could have been a fucking shark you little asshole

How this usually goes:

  1. Introduce new controversial feature

  2. Backlash

  3. Postpone deployment

  4. Soften public opinion with marketing, rename product, change minor features, etc

  5. Deploy product regardless

  6. Enshittification complete (Until next time!)

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I’ll have the Steak.tar.tar

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When you download something without permission, you’re a criminal

When MicroShit does it, it’s a feature

Is it marketing? I bet it’s marketing.

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