I plan on killing myself if it gets some dystopian type shit where I have to suck water from cockroaches titty or some shit.

It's for offline play😉

That works perfectly! Tysm. Now I can roll down memory lane and enjoy tekken 3 properly haha.

After some reading it seems binds are tournament legal, only macros are banned.

It's for emulation, and unfortunately retroarch doesn't allow using mouse as a joystick. I should really just buy a cable for my xbox 360 controllers, but I was looking for a solution in the meantime.

Damn that actually blows.

"Polite suggestions"

I've tried to take a look, but unfortunately it seems you need to connect a controller for it to do anything. I just have a keyboard and mouse. I've also done some searching on how to accomplish this, but came up empty. Do you have any insight on how to accomplish it?

Tried it. Throws an error unfortunately.

Linux.

Okay so you're just your average privileged white guy republican who only cares about your own best interests. Figures you don't get the whole leftist thing lol

Thanks mate.

Explanation? Links?

I went overboard, but hell does unhelpful semantic bs piss me off. You came off really condescending and smarmy, even if you didn't mean to. The half an hour of searching isn't what ticked me off mate.

First you unhelpfully and condescendly harped on about semantics, then called me prickly when that annoyed me, and now you're surprised I called you out on your awful attitude. This is all on you, buddy. Start shit get bit asshole.

Lol, you'll think twice about being a smartass next time and I'll make an alt. Speak again soon, darling ;)

Lol, who did I call the n word? This is not a fucking cocktail party where we stand around and insult eachother underhandedly through forced smiles and fake laughter. This is the internet mate. I've got nothing to lose over calling you a cunt for acting like a cunt. If you can't handle it, don't be a cunt. That is all. You know damn well you started this conversation off in it's current tone, and damn right I have no problem throwing your god awful attitude back at you 10x over.

Snide cunt.

How about you answer it smartass.

Oh fuck off you annoying cunt, I'm sure your mother would like to hear from you. I certainly do not.