Restaldt

@Restaldt@lemmy.world
3 Post – 173 Comments
Joined 1 years ago

-ropenis?

You dont have two hours to pack. You have two hours to not be in the area anymore

Hell yeah.

Fuck adobe.

I submitted a complaint about this exact thing to one of the government sites so im going to pretend I had a part in this

Sounds like the corporation should have paid the first guys more

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Im more on the

"I need you to repeat that second half because something you said in the first half sent me down an entirely different line of thinking and i stopped listening to you and only pretended to"

Side of things

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They were never socially liberal.

It just wasn't socially acceptable to act like an ambulatory dumpster fire at the time.

Oh no my boy what have they done to you Slurms

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Its perfectly safe to burn any and all trash

Especially batteries

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That's not what the question asked tho

Angular is definitely better for dealing with piss on your keyboard since the extra angle should help the piss roll off

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"Don't you think he looks tired?"

Data leak? 🖐️

Data lake? 👈

The one where the writers worked themselves to death and were replaced by a robot that ruined the show?

Which part was bad timing?

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Good News! Kidnap the actors and get back here at once.

Best line in the ep

Need some padding between elements?

Haha nbsp; go brrrrrrrr

Lets call it cancer then

Growth to the detriment of literally everything around it

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Dude got his job AAAAND this fancy ladder he used to climb to that position

Just pulled it up behind him when he was done climbing

Here comes reddit swinging the olive branch of peace

Using the twin guns of grace and tact reddit blasted its worthless moderators into compliance

Or you know just replaced them

Standard conservative mindset where nothing is real until it happens to them.

Their faces had not be eaten by the leopard yet

The multiple hour siege on the capitol where Secret service had to barricade the doors and shot the first person who made it through?

You seem to have no understanding of how many cameras with hours upon hours of footage, how much mobile data, or social media analytics are being combed through to identify and prosecute these traitors

$The$same$company$that$bundles$ bloat/mal/spyware$on$new$devices$

$$$Whatever$$$could$$$they$$$be$$$thinking$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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Yeah kind of annoying the writers forgot or retconned Marianne

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Thats exactly what they want.

They need poor uneducated voters to stay in power.

They need poor uneducated criminals to hate lest they focus on themselves and tear themselves apart.

No no i think we can get blood out of this stone if we try hard enough

Similarly - i love my bug a salt

If we all work together we only have to do one quintillionth of a thing

aliases in .bashrc

Flexbox

Flexbox everywhere

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And one show being split up across multiple streaming services with only a few seasons on each service is why i have a jellyfin server now

Cable also ruined streaming services

Yeah but you see he found this really sweet ladder that he pulled up after climbing

Im almost certain eternally filling out myworkday applications will be my personal hell

  1. Grifters who think their turn on top is just around the corner
  2. MAGA cultists who have managed to not spend every last dime they had
  3. Foreign powers looking to fan the flames of this dumpster fire

No I will not elaborate and furthermore how dare you say this has nothing to do with immigration. You say my policies are this or that but Illegal immigration is one of the biggliest issues our nation is facing today. My policies are simply the best in the world and infallible. Are you trying to steal the election by changing the subject to something completely unrelated to what I want to say? Are you trying to silence me? I will not stop talking about whatever I feel like in any way that streams into what counts for my brain so you have no chance to respond or make an appeal to the masses not to listen to my incoherent rambling. You low socioeconomic peasant.

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Thats how it wouldn't work. You can't counter gish gallop by trying to disprove anything they said because they don't care about any of it. About any of it being real or accurate or sane.

Try to counter or disprove any of it and they will replace it with 12 more lies which you cannot possibly disprove all of in the short amount of time you may have to respond.

Really the only way to deal with it is to not engage at all. Deliver your points and try to make an appeal to ignore the gish gallopping one trick pony.

*if you are a white girl younger than 30

Ok now do one with the bean suit on

Try out It takes two

I had a roommate exactly like this in college

That poor dog and poor cat usually ended up locked in her tiny bedroom in our 3br apartment all day

She called the cops on us a couple times for having friends over

Someone posted a link to the episode names below and one is called

Children of a lesser bog

You may have called it

You still have zoidberg

YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!!!

Quid pro.... goosius maximus

Or bring a fucking scope