The Bible

Non tech background here. I work in a steel mill and see social media as entertainment. A time killer.

Respect is given

Disrespect is earned

Being able to use “I’m 60” to complain about everything and use it as an excuse to get out of things I don’t want to do

Play with my boobs

There’s no such thing as tides. Gravity holds the water as the earth rotates

Learning that Rick Derringer and Billy Corgan were guests on The Alex Jones show was a big let down for me

You harden up with each experience. They sting less and less as time goes on

Changing brake pads. You do it for $50, they do it for $500

My sister went full blown right wing “Christian “ Trumper. We barely talk. Haven’t seen each other in years

I hate to have my time monopolized. I hate having things sprung on me where I have to make a decision between saying yes, and doing something I don’t want to do, or saying no, and feeling like shit for refusing somebody’s request.

I also hate people who are inconsiderate

What if somebody at, let’s say, a Starbucks gets banned, would every costumer be at risk?

Road Rash

Society flourishes when men plant trees which shade they will never lay under

I’ve been using Backblaze. Have no complaints

Comcast (Xfinity) We couldn’t get a good signal in our house and were told the cable was old and needed to be upgraded. They wouldn’t cover the upgrade. A local fiber optic company came through and we dumped them.

Straight Blue, no matter who. I voted Republican my whole life until 2016.

Walking around naked

Ouch

Why I can’t simply use an iPad as a Mac Mini monitor

I had a friend growing up that called them cheese toasties

Be left 100% alone

How many times I’ve gotten out of a comfortable sitting position to let my dog in

Yes, that’s how we do it. Employees on 8 hour restrictions go after 8 hours though

Bring a cardboard box to the grocery store. Checkout is fast and the checkers/baggers love it

Check out Drive By Truckers

I go commando in the summer unless I’m working. I just wear basketball shorts and have no problems.

I have 1% of my check go into an account that isn’t connected to a card, or connected to my main savings and checking. I have to go to the bank if I need it. With me being a bit lazy, money adds up over long periods of time

I’m 59 and have a sister who is 61. She went all out Trump Christian years ago and we barely talk

Boxed mac n cheese with tuna

Coming home from work, having a little snack, a glass of tea, sitting in my chair, and playing a few games of euchre on my iPad

Unfrosted Blueberry pop tarts

It might be a misfire on one of the cylinders. Try to find somebody with a scanner. It would be interesting to see what comes up

The guy who gives safety meetings says “um” between every phrase

I still miss it. It was a good entertaining time killer that has no replacement so far. I was in a lot of music and guitar subs that were fun to interact in

The original or the remake?

There is an early option for less money.

See a doctor. My migraines were cured by taking an anti seizure medication for 3 years. That was 45 years ago. Haven’t had one since

Line from Unforgiven

Kid, “He had it coming, didn’t he?”

Muny, “We’ve all got it coming, kid”

You fucked up. You trusted us.

From Animal House