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It’s shocks me, daily, that people are out there being bored. Like, do you not get distracted by the encyclopedia for hours?

Fun fact: bumblebees have been shown to engage in play without reward.

Please subscribe for more facts; I cannot contain them any longer.

You’re right; the cops cured his bipolar disorder /s

Oh friend-… I’m on the other side. 8 years on T 💪💉. But yes. We’re all queer.

We Stan the Bearded Weirdo and his Warmbo Wife.

The key is to never take a clear pause; semicolons only; make them worried if you’re alright with a torrent of Skink facts.

So hideous I’d consider buying it just to ruin the day of whomever gazes upon it.

Did you know: there’s a mathematical formula that uses the length of a skinks toes and the length of its tail to determine how arboreal the species is?

Also, skinks wanna be your friend!

Hell yeah! Good news all around!

I don’t think we’ve ever decided on an Upvote nomenclature so I suggest Splomfs. You’re welcome to call em whachu like.

No troubles! Thanks for a kooky, but stable slice of Lemmy. I’ve been trying to stay low on smaller instances and several have gone down already (growing pains; no one’s fault).

Love the vibes and the anarchism 🤘

What crimes haS THIS WORM COMMITTED??

Excuse you, we are totally talking about plushies now.

Finally! Ace peeps deserve a break!

I can be swayed easily! I’ll throw it on the list!

Did you know there’s a math formula to determine how arboreal a species of skink is? Their total length compared to the length of their toes determines how high they climb!

Skinks are a social reptile! Unlike more solitary species, skinks can and do congregate.

Often for quinceañeras!

I’m more like an Animal Crossing kinda guy 😅 I just wanted to fit in with all the space gals n pals.

Oof in that same vein, we could use a Samuel Vimes sort wandering around dispensing justice…

o7

Simply the only solution

Probably this one...

"As an Al, I can only provide information I found scribbled on the walls of a public washroom. Or you can watch me Google awkwardly on my phone for a beat. Your choice."

Regretfully I only have two skink facts. If you’d like, I can start making them up? Or replacing real facts with skinks?

Did you know the Ancient Egyptians worshiped skinks (crocodiles) for the way they protect their young? And the temple in Skinkodopolis, priests would bejewel these skinks, and mummify them along with pets and servants.

(God I wish that were me) 😩

Wrong.

Hellfire missile. Instantly.

We had Japanese students over in 2008 and they said the Ganguro were already quite old :( we might be very out of sync

Pacing is my number one activity after panicking and forgetting where I set down my damn phone.

Did you know Gary Numan and Randy Newman both released misotheistic albums, or music about hating God?

Fellow Sam!! There are dozens of us! (That’s right, named after my Lad, Sir Sam)

“That’s just what they want you to believe. NASA? You mean Never A Straight Answer? You look at that damn sun like a Gaddamn American.”

The less pixels in this Affleck reaction correlates directly to how exhausted one is

Drag’em, squiddy

Totally fair, but at least it’s a start! (Ubuntu is the only thing I’ve been able to work so far 😅)

Vibes

WHERE’S MY TIGTONE YOU BASTARDS

The Azumanga Daioh soundtrack is my personal favorite!

Thank you but I do not respect English

Source: I am American

…. They rise arse up, arse up, arse up…

Mic not Mike I feel like death