SplashJackson

@SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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Joined 8 months ago

Good for them.

Furry Phone? Is this going to make me want to fuck a gazelle? Again?

Just another coffin in the nail of the internet, something that could have been so wonderful, a proto-hive mind full of human knowledge and creativity, and now it's turning to shite

Super Mario Bros?

What, even the private gits???

They should do a reverse gamestop on the ipo

Anyone else getting tired of Russia's bullshit?

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Could I have some of that deflation

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The best way to prevent ads is to figure out every way in which they can be served in the future, and patenting every one.

And then do nothing with them.

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That is a cacodemon, this is clearly Doom (1993)

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I think you might like Deus Ex. You play as this dude named JC Denton and you try to solve who stole the Statue of Liberty's head. I think. It's been a couple years. But I rememer the voice acting being top notch, especially in the Hong Kong level

Maybe outlaw lobbying

Demo discs from magazines, where else?

Also I live in 1997 because it's the only place I can afford a house

We should go back to Nintendo versus Sega times, give me my Dreamcast 2 and my Virtual Boy Advance

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I miss windows 7

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IANAL too, buddy, IANAL too

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He dodged them for a good long while, too. Every time they got close to him, they'd discover that he was in another castle

Why would he do this

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I block every community that is just reddit reposts and somehow I still block about 4 or 5 a day

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A Bioshock-like game set on Asteroid M would be, if you will excuse the parlance, baller.

Remember that it was Musky that did the first tech layoff that started this whole thing

Fuckin finally, I been waiting years to play Quest 64 in HD!

Milk should come in bags, there I said it

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What a shitbag

"Finally"?

Will they ever get to kill the Justice League??

About to?

Why did they name it like a multiplayer tetris and then not even offer tetris on the platform

They should start with his

But why was this attacking novels? Are comic books safe?

My experiences in life echo this poster. When your new step-bro comes to stay with you, or even just visit, it's safe to assune that any time you leave your mother with him, he's going to be slapping his meat on your mother's curves. And yours, too, should you ever get stuck in the laundry machine

A drunkard's arsehole has no owner, does that mean it's free use for anyone?

Gearing up for war in 15 years

No shit, Sherlock.

I used CuteFTP, but I am a gentleman

I walked just short of 50km to see if I could. I was hungover and stopped for a smoke every hour or so, but I made it. I also had a big water bottle and music headphones to keep me pushing forward

And illegal punishment!

You should try the video game!!

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I like to think that this universe is just waiting for anyone to reach immortality and spend the rest of time exploring it

I think this Poutine guy is a real hoser

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