Spooner

@Spooner@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

"Ah, Tyrone. You silly fat bastard."

Hang on, i'm still using the Information-Superhighway? What do we call that now?

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Brother, let me try and help you out.

Next time you're in the supermarket stocking up on frozen pizzas, get your self a packet of grated pizza cheese, and some extra sliced ham, and / or fresh peppers. Pile on the extra cheese, ham, and slice up the peppers if you decided on those, put it in the oven as usual, but for a few minutes extra.

The overdose of cheese, and extra flavours will have you feeling a lot better!

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My GOD! It's (not) full of ads!!

I get this all the time in Switzerland, with just about every online portal / service.

It's pot-luck if I actually can get something in ENGLISH that the UI is set to.

SAMSUNG - Always in German Microsoft - Always in German EA - Always in French UBI - Always in French Netflix - Getting better, but most of the older content only has German subs / localisation.

Geolocalisation needs to fuck off, just as these corporate tosspots need to.