Who the hell cuts their pizza into fifths?

LazaroFilm@lemmy.world to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world – 497 points –

Brought to you by Digiorno

73

You are viewing a single comment

Brother, let me try and help you out.

Next time you're in the supermarket stocking up on frozen pizzas, get your self a packet of grated pizza cheese, and some extra sliced ham, and / or fresh peppers. Pile on the extra cheese, ham, and slice up the peppers if you decided on those, put it in the oven as usual, but for a few minutes extra.

The overdose of cheese, and extra flavours will have you feeling a lot better!

Genuinely wholesome advice, thank you <3

Do what @spooner said, but get a loaf of sliced high-fiber bread. (In the US you can even find white bread that's high-fiber.) That way you can make toast if you're too depressed to wait for the oven. If you can afford microwaveable turkey or chicken bacon and pre-boiled eggs then you'll have a reasonably healthy breakfast in just a couple minutes. [edit: do not put the pre-boiled eggs in the microwave! lel] Add canned fruit (with no sugar added) for dessert.

Or visit the salad bar. You can get a nice container of exactly however much ingredients you want to add to your pizza, already cut up and ready to go

Everyone thinks you’re choosing a healthy meal; you know you’re choosing a better tasting pizza with minimal effort