TheHottub

@TheHottub@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

Holy shit this isn't right. Perfect for dictatorship.

So, now there is room for the president to be a dictator if they want to. Nothing to stop them. Trump has been poison for our country since 2016.

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I'm trying really hard to keep the faith in my fellow Americans. This really makes it hard. 😩

"Bro, do you wanna throw down or what?!"

[Proceeds to shit pants]

🤢

Eventually, Trump will be like "Donald Trump, no, I'm Ronald Turnip. I don't know any Trump "

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"Unprecedented" and "Slammed"

I read those two words in any article and I'm immediately second guessing my will to read more.

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Paycheck to paycheck and your payment is more than you spend on groceries. And your loan has doubled in size because of interest. And will continue to grow. Meanwhile your credit is garbage and you can't get ahead. Bad credit? Crappy car, needs fixes. Higher interest rate. I'm 41 and trying so hard to get ahead of it.

At the very least cap the interest for people. Or how about no interest. You can't chip away at something that's growing faster than you can swing at it.

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Love GraphQL, but oh man is it being over used at my company. Management sees success with one of our large apis, now all the little niche ones have to be migrated and everyone consuming them must migrate as well.

I like it, but the small 2 endpoint APIs that haven't changed in years, have small 5 field models and no related entities, has like 1 or 2 teams that consume them DO NOT need it.

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Story incoming...

When I was about 12 my family, a long with my uncle, went on a camping trip in Gorman California. The sun had just gone down and we had a fire and we're listening to the radio. My mom was in the trailer with my other siblings and my dad, uncle and I were heating up hot dogs by the fire.

These 2 men walk up to our fire out of the dark and sit down and start being super belligerent and creepy. They have knives and who the hell else knows what. They demand beer and hotdogs. My dad, asks them to leave after giving them both a beer and dog. They don't and keep getting more aggressive. They start talking about things like coming in to the trailer and what what else they can have.

My uncle starts to get brave and tell them to get the fuck out. They don't like that and become more aggressive and get out their seats to hurt him. MY Dad tells them he has more to drink in the trailer. He walks into the trailer and walks back out with 2 hand guns and points them at they guys and tells them to get the fuck out or die. I'd like to say it felt heroic seeing him do this, but I was so freaking scared out of my mind. The men leave and you can hear their motorcycles start up and they drive away.

Earlier that day my uncle kept making fun of my dad for being his guns. And telling him he doesn't need them. In the end, we absolutely did need them and it may have even saved our lives at most.

I don't have a moral of the story here. Just a story. I don't carry in public. I'm not even a huge gun guy. But I have one. And it goes with me camping.

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Why does the article have to say "Obama-era"? Net neutrality is just net neutral and we don't need to add extra labels to create a headline. Annoying.

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Lol. I want to see a short 15 minute serious horror drama movie about this happening. Having the song playing ironically as all hell breaks loose.

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I was fully prepared for the experience from my teens. My first thought was "that loaded way too fast."

Katamari Damacy!!!

Newsom is smart and quick. He would wipe the floor with him.

Then we are gunna do the bad thang on the good foot.

41, software dev, kids, marriage, punk/metal/hiphop, center to left politically, video games, Halloween enthusiast, scale RC trucks, Rams fan, love nerdy things, comics, ninja turtles, X-Men, Legos, theme parks, a good poop.

Gorillas throwing that poop emoji 💩 everywhere

My non-foldable phones seem to break often enough. For the price, I'm not willing to introduce another physical feature to my phone that can break. They are certainly cool though. I'd love to have one. Not willing to risk it for the price.

Using pixel 6 pro. It's fine. I'm happy not to have all the bloated janky apps that come on other phones.

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American here. Lived in California most of my life just outside LA in suburbs. Ventura as well. Lived in Tennessee for 2 years and Idaho 2. I've seen people open carry a few times. I own a gun and I've never seen or heard a gun fired outside of a gun range. I'm 40 btw. It's not that bad here. It's big and there are a lot of people so the news has tons of opportunities to present the worst of humanity which makes up a small percentage.

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Gunna get a Don't Reanimate sticker on my driver's license.

That's hilariously wrong.

Dear H. Ford,

We are sorry to hear that you would like to stay dead. But here at Disney we just love this dying wish for you, your gunna be in India Jones 12. And 13... And....21... And......

I'd watch this Freaky Friday remake.

This hits hard. :(

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No! 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby.

Step into my office.

Kill me snoo snoo bot.

I feel represented.

Id rather quit than go back to pure JavaScript.

Now THIS is pod racing.

Nice try, Spez! Get outta here! Go on, get!

That's sucks. Left after 10 years. I almost always browsed /all and just set up filters. Tons of filters.

Now I'm one of those messages.

Pretty metal. He's probably in a swedish black metal or dungeon synth band.

Free repec my self. Want to take all the work I put into my current career and relocate it somewhere else.

Saw this game on PS5 and was about to get it when I saw all the "packs" and other bull shit. Noped right out.

This sparks joy.

guitar string harmonic run through a ring modulator, delay and EQ.

Ring modulator https://youtube.com/shorts/t9Z2GELc-hw?si=uvv-UQ-My4QzCbNm

It's like they want to go out of business