I incorporated in Funkytown so disputes would go to their chancery court. The judge is an anthropomorphic hundred dollar bill wearing sunglasses. It was a no-brainer

It's actually just a German superette. Bit of a red herring

This is what happens when you beat a round of solichair

It was a thread on a joke I made, so I didn't wanna seem like I was trying to make folks watch me jerk off by including it

Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!

Anytime I think of John Romero, I think of Daikatana and their ad campaign

Well, then Ontario Sucks

Posit: Self-destructing chips to protect infosec and enforce digital sovereignty

Practice: Self-destructing chips to protect copyright and enforce EULA

Welp, time to go take the longest shit of my life.

-that Russian cop

I can think of other reasons

There's a better life
And you think about it, don't you?
It's a rich man's game
No matter what they call it
And you spend your life
Putting money in his wallet

-9 to 5

We’ve added this after hearing from some that there are times when they’d prefer to just see links to web pages in their search results

It's almost like they know their product is shit

Try not to catch any more felony charges on the way through the parking lot!

No coconut? Coward

We call it the Sun. Orbited by the highest concentration of perverts in the whole galaxy

I think the real issue here is the system is reliant on people spending outside their means and taking on debt, so when large swathes of entire generations stop playing the game, those that benefit from it don't know what to do. Other than try to insult and appeal towards the demographic in the same breath.

As a millennial, I've been blamed for bludgeoning about every industry there is. No big headlines saying "Corporate Vampires Confused: No one just lets us drink their blood anymore!"

Folks are wising up and the MBAs aren't creative enough to save themselves. I hope

2. Congratulations, you are now a lemon-stealing whore

While I agree with the spirit of the suit, it very much smacks of Lex Luthor suing Veronica Cale for Moral Impropriety

Naw, that's a fine post. Shit job planting it, though...

This is true. It's also true the trades will chew you up and leave you burnt out and nearly crippled. In my experience they run through folks like they can just find another and grind whoever they have into paste. It pays well yeah, but I think I'd rather be able to walk like I used to

I've never seen 'em clean the cervix gun

It's like trying to read in a dream

As someone who grew up in a white trash landfill, that's probably the least suspicious thing

One of god's best practical jokes was putting the male g-spot in our ass. It's up to you whether you're in on the joke or not

Whoa, hold the fuck up: I'm not sitting through a three and a half hour seminar for anything

Why the NSFW? This is art

Welcome! There are no rules, but if you break any of them you will ostracized forever until you make a new account. May the odds be ever in your favor

Also, aww

Yeah, they say this shit but hide the addendum forms like five layers deep in a FAQ link tree. And don't even get me started on the forms you need if you steal drugs. Like, holy shit. I hate to be a bureaucan't, but somethings gotta change

A fever dream staring Steve Buscemi, Allison Brie, and Sebastian Bach.

If I knew it could make me this happy, I'd buy a Jeep so fuckin fast

Robert Maddox is the living saint of Fucking Around Til You Figure It Out. He's a mad man. He claims one of his influences is Wile E. Coyote. He's had one of his carts up to 90. I am always just in awe of the guy

The first time this thing killed someone was because they dropped a brick on it. The second time this thing killed someone was because they were fuckin around with it using a screwdriver

Horses are cats that can stomp you to death. Source: worked in stables

It's more like the floor is a belt sander

This is an old pic from the Smithsonian Natural History museum. The geology wing, I think. It was supposed to be an example of gems refracting light or something.

On a side note, if you ever get the opportunity to go to a Smithsonian, fuckin do it. People, they had literal meteorites the size of sedans just sitting there with a sign on it encouraging you to touch it. I touched a fucking hunk of metal that had been careening through the void for a number of years my little monkey brain has trouble grappling with. Sorry. It left an impression. Go if you get the chance

The Kermorphs and Miketypes can hang out. The Yodakins can come, too, but those Shrektiforms are not fucking invited

Some MBAs used generative AI to write a script for and market a Willy Wonka experience, charged $45 a head to get in, railed more coke than anyone ever has, and then they started planning it

Edit: Just to clarify, it was more bonkers than any joke I can make about it. It was so bad people called the fuckin cops

This is a shit hack. Poor cable management, raw edge on the opening, multiple branching splices into the feeder lines, and floating in a formless void presumably not anchored to anything. You better be glad I ain't the OSHA man

This sounds like the plot of a 90's movie