UnhingedFridge

@UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

I wonder if he's one of those guys that thinks washing your asshole is gay.

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  • one forum thread
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  • "Fixed it, nevermind!"
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Yeah, and I'm sure the person forced to clean it won't get any extra pay from that fine. Essential, yet treated like fucking garbage.

I haven't laughed this fucking hard all year. Good stuff.

Real quick: What do you think the DoD contract that Starlink won from the Pentagon specifically for Ukraine is about?

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Some do, but many women do as well. Living alone can suck for both 👍

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I don't know, we have a lot of really fucking stupid people here.

You know what they say: you can't un-fuck the Thanksgiving turkey.

It's the prime source of despair for me at work, as a custodian. Be it staff, clients, or coworkers - being a lazy selfish piece of shit feels pretty common.

"I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass" rule

I don't miss KC at fucking all.

Seems like a good time to edit all of my posts to be illegible nonsense rather than delete everything in order to add a little fuckiness to anything their AI scrapes.

Google notes huren as whore, if that lines up a bit more, with sohn being pretty self-explanatory.

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"How can she slap?!"

Looks like someone loaded the first level of Half-Life 2 in GMod.

Yo, so why am I attracted to 30's-ish taller women with bush and armpit hair that also look like they could crush my bones?

Don't start pulling biologically programmed out your ass when describing your own tastes.

Ransomware of the future - endless nerve pain until you pay up fucko.

Intense burning and stabbing from every single nerve at the press of a key.

"Ay girl, can I call you potato salad? Cause you look cold and unappetizing."

Heh, foolhardy.

"Let me play among the... uh... holes punched in the ceiling."

Those boxes that only contain 1/2 of a motorcycle mirror or handle- do we say they contain motorcycle?

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Cook it and you'll get a fucky dish.

The polygons aren't even remotely similar

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Thanks. At least your article mentions receipts unlike the OP.

Him brain not do so good.

I can't stop reading embassy as embussy. Send help.

🎶 On the toilet bowl, make it full, from my ass hole 🎶

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It's enough of an issue that Redd Foxx had a comedy special on record back in 1975 called "you gotta wash your ass"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0bQ6Ec2JlQ

Some people just don't know it's something they need to do, and perhaps become nose-blind: Though I've seen several social media recounts of male partners that think actually scrubbing their ass is weird.

A puppy and kitty snuggled up together might be great - that's a whole bundle of cuteness.

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How will he get over olive his disappointment?

That doesn't work - fails in multiple browsers/systems to load or with error code 1001.

No, but they did state: "The survey was conducted on December 8 with a sample size of 1,500 people living in the U.S."

Sooooo, it essentially means fuck all.