UrPartnerInCrime

@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works
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Joined 12 months ago

Love is when you'll still do something even if it's 100% not what you want to do because it'll make them happy

I mean, I'm technically in control and I still make terrible decisions from time to time

Sounds like that dude wrote hundreds of OwO's and is trying to cover his tracks

Nope. They're not supporting Hamas, even indirectly because hamas is in control of Palestine. They're raising awareness to the needless killing of children and other innocents

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Need something for on the way to the airport

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I'm in this picture!

If you go by traditional standards, yes. But more and more we are learning that men can be the abused too.

But regardless of being able to fight back, no side should be yelling at the other. Anybody yelling while arguing is an abuser.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Long live the second mouses!

To prove that they're real. Without proof it can be seen as a conspiracy

Just cleaned up my whole apartment. I don't think I've ever lived anywhere where the whole place is this clean. I normally deep clean one area then stop and by the time i clean the next area the first ones dirty again. Everything is sorted nicely, got stuff hung up that I've been putting off, vacuumed in every corner, the whole works. I'm exhausted but super proud

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Just wanted to say that's a real cool username

In actuality, it may be worse!

I was gunna ride a horse when I was real young. Was at a party or something cause there was a good amount of people there. I was next in line to ride said horse. The guy in front of me, being it was his turn, went to walk up to another horse. That horse was not a fan a bucked. Hoof straight to the side of the face. Down he goes.

Last thing I saw was him laying there motionless. Never learned anything else of it as everyone had to leave. Never tired to ride a horse from that day foward.

I'll chill with some cows though

I used to ride my road bike on actual road here in Florida. The only reason I think I didn't get hit, although definitely some close calls, is because I'm an offensive lineman so if they were to hit me it would cause a lot more damage to their vehicle than a normal bicyclist and didnt want to damage their trucks too much.

I thought we didn't want presidents with absolute power ?

You know on a world scale it is crazy what's happened in the past 2 days and even crazier how everyone I talk to irl doesn't know what's going on.

Speak for yourself, monkeyboy

Same goes for anything "locked" with a zipper that still moves. One can open the zipper with a pen, go through your belongings without you knowing, then close it back up with the zipper. Atleast buy a case with zippers that lock into place.

Maybe we could ammend it or something. Just spitballin here

Ok so I looked it up cause I'll give credit where credit is due.

Trump did start the lower cost of insulin train, but when he started it was only for "1,750 standalone Medicare Part D prescription drug plans and Medicare Advantage plans." ^(1)

So yeah I guess he started it, but Biden actually did it with his Inflation Reduction Act, which Democratic lawmakers pushed through Congress in 2022. ^(2) (3)

(1) https://www.cms.gov/newsroom/press-releases/president-trump-announces-lower-out-pocket-insulin-costs-medicares-seniors

(2) https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/01/01/politics/insulin-price-cap

(3) https://www.medicarerights.org/medicare-watch/2023/06/29/the-inflation-reduction-acts-part-b-insulin-price-takes-effect-july-1

Money really sucks

Anyone who uses spotify just to listen to their own music isn't using spotify correctly.

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Thats actually a really good rebuttal

Thing is, for some people it would be dumb. But why would you want to date or even be friends with them? Sounds like the chick you want would want to go on a comic book store date so go for that chick till you find her.

Here's to hoping you already have

Idk dude, that one was actually kinda funny

The twist that the sun is about to explode would so be 2024

Damn, you said it twice so it MUST be right

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Damn, just say stealing. Thought we were pirates. Not cowards

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Yeah. Russia crosses many lines but stealing credit cards is NOT one of them /s

Edit: Null User was right. But just the be sure I'll edit in the /s

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As someone who wholeheartedly supports Universal Basic Income, it should not let a person live a life of luxury. UBI should buy away all the poor though

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I was converted to milk first by a kid i was watching. It's better for keeping your cereal harder for longer. If you're a fan of mushy cereal then go milk second so everything gets wet. But if you're a fan of the last bite still being crispy then milk first is the way.

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Good thought, but that's happening anyway unfortunately

Americans do not understand it just fine. I've had my phone on 24h time for years and the amount of fellow Americans who are completely baffled by it baffles me.

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Dogs AND cats living together? Now you're just getting ridiculous

The names should be combined to make a new last name as your making a new family

Make sure you put your phones into the microwave when a solar storm comes

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My crackhead hopeful idea is that this is the last season of Rocket League and this is just prepping us towards RL2. I always found it weird that Epic continued to allow trading since they were clearly losing money with every player trade. Like, I was happy but shocked Epic was willingly losing all that money to keep the community aspect.

But Rocket League is on Unreal Engine 3 and there really wasn't much they could do to add things. I mean they added some limited time game modes but even psyonix said years ago they're stuck on UE3. I think RL on Unreal Engine 5 is close to being done, which will allow a lot more features to offset the lack of trading. But I'm probably just grasping at straws here

This decisions sucks. I've used up all my car slots designing all diffrent types of cars and without trading it wouldn't have been possible.

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Biden: Adds on to the amount he's already given to replace lead pipes; more than any other president has done

The Uncanny Observer: Yeah but it should have been done 20 years ago so I'm mad 😠

Edit: this brings the total up to 9 billion. Still not enough for everything, but how much has every other president gave? Be a little happy

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Cole's law is finely shredded cabbage

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Experience all the emotions dude

You're allowed to let those emotions flow through you. Yell and hit something inanimate if your mad. Cry if your sad. Let those thoughts come. And then let those emotions go

All those bad times were lessons you had to learn one way or another. Those lessons should hopefully help you never make those same mistakes or hang around those types of people. Life teaches the hard way unfortunately

But yeah, I used to repress my emotions cause that's what a big football player is supposed to do. I had to be a rock and no matter what just bottle it all up. But I've been able to be a better rock for others by letting myself cry it out when I need to.

Lastly, I wouldn't say I forgave all those who have wronged me. Nor have I forgotten. But I guess it's like a really good song I just heard. The first dozen or so times I listen to it I'm completely focused and the song just sounds diffrent cause it's fresh in my mind or whatever. But then I let the song play a bunch, maybe even twice in a row here and there cause I'm so focused on it. But then one day the song just isn't a good for some reason. It's kinda like that but with shitty situations.

Idk I'm not a therapist lol