I remember as a kid in my area this game was called Toilets.

If you got caught you were a toilet and had to stand with your arm out until someone pushed on it and said 'flush.'

I miss the toilet game haha

Agreed. Men are human beings. She may be smaller and less of a physical threat but she's also a grown ass adult who should have some basic decency.

Someone said I would be a good wife...I felt powerless and degraded. How did I manage to come off as so brainless and lacking in self respect that I'd have nothing better to do than be someone's wife?

I get that it's a bit inappropriate to be flippant and make jokes but if I worried about this every time I saw a headline about it I'd die from my adrenal glands exploding and melting a hole through the back of my computer chair.

What in the name of diarrhea is this? Someone please just explain like I'm a complete idiot

No a very traditional and backwards woman made a comment about how I'd be a good wife for her son who I don't even know.

I don't know how I managed to come across as that much of a worthless cored-out shell.

Samesies. Overly large groups tend to get a bit impersonal. Not always, but it's a tendency I notice.

Yesssss this fills me with so much love and admiration. Ukrainians are badass.

Too far. I love extreme sports too but you have to be alive to have an adrenaline rush. You can't experience that if you're dead.

Christ that's so fucked.

Same but I made a ukulele community because I figure if I want something, it's my job to make it

What the hell? Was someone drunk when they drew up that policy?

Good. Should help tank Russia's population.

Then why are teenage girls far more likely to die from pregnancy than adult women who finished growing???

Guns would at least cause some difficulty oppressing people.

Gorillas are terrifying. Reptiles are just not. I could just hide in a bathroom and mind my own business. I pick the mambas

My bad, I didn't see that.

I like Mildred. Such a shame that names go 'out of date'.

Birds are awesome. Loved them even as a kid when it was hopelessly uncool.

Oopsie poopsie.

I want a ferret too but otoh don't feel like trying to save thousands for the adrenal gland surgery they all seem to end up someday needing.

I don't own a gun. I'm from a country where it's not an option. To assume makes an ASS out of u and me.

Your point is bullshit. Not all people are good. Rapists exist. Serial killers exist. I'd like some options if I ever ran into one.

I think names would actually be more meaningful if people picked their own.

Because what they clearly meant is that I came across as being nothing but help staff.

It is most definitely not an easy ride. I have had complete stranger come up to me in the street and lecture me about being thin. I wasn't even underweight. I was normal for my height. Happened recently and I'm way heavier than I used to be and people STILL do it.

You think Russia is gonna stop at invading Ukraine if someone doesn't put a dent in them?

Could be something she does is burning energy and you haven't figured out what.

I used to wonder why I never gained weight despite eating twice what other people did...I never thought to factor in being extremely active because it was normal for me. I didn't think brutal martial arts classes or 5k runs counted as being 'active'. I thought it was normal.

Granted I wasn't underweight and didn't need to gain but I really wanted to look like Zarya from Overwatch

I liked it at 11. Used to annoy teachers doodling eagles and owls on absolutely everything.

I'd also like to post more but worry that I'm being narcissistic...Not everyone likes my weirdly-tuned ukulele music.

^_^ glad you liked it!

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. Nope.

Unless I had a gun I pick the mambas. Even then I would want some powerful ammunition.

...you do know they used to have an extensive empire and want it back

Poo in the loo!

Unsure I agree with this. I agree it's not black and white but for example if someone spent it on drinking binges or gambling is that really just their business? The money could have gone to something else.

sings Descending...unrelenting...beauty of annihilation...

^probably this.

What species is this mohawked cutie pie?

I think it just bothers me that people shove the idea of being this cuddly nurturer at me and don't give a shit if it's what I want.

A chess improvement company once wrote an article about me and although I was deeply grateful for the opportunity I am also very glad I saw the first draft because the reporter invented a whole imaginary child. While cutting a lot of my thoughts about annihilation and how it's a fairly staple tactical skill.

To his credit he removed it when I asked but...ugh. Can people not stay on topic ever? I swear to God I could be in the middle of defusing a bomb and someone would mention husbands or children.

Yes it's glowing, there's LEDs in it :D

I like that though