Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages

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Gorillas are terrifying. Reptiles are just not. I could just hide in a bathroom and mind my own business. I pick the mambas

Imagine sitting in a bathroom stall, with a gorilla pounding full force on the door, you just waiting for it to break, knowing full well that you will be crushed soon.

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. Nope.

Unless I had a gun I pick the mambas. Even then I would want some powerful ammunition.