WhereGrapesMayRule

@WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world
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The best thing about wet socks is that I'll die some day and never remember the feeling of wearing wet socks again.

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It's almost like you shouldn't trust the judgement of people who believe inter-dimensional space wizards are real

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Blocking a road doesn't affect anyone's supply lines enough to affect any change. If it did there would be much harsher laws and penalties when some fuckhead is on their phone and gets in an accident disrupting traffic flow.

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If Democrats weren't cowards that would have the Senate fire up a RICO investigation regarding the conspiracy to show revenge porn on the house floor and indict all of the sitting Republican house members.

I will experiment with not eating at Wendy's in 2025.

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Ugh. This post is so dated.

Cordless stick vacuum. Roomba's don't do as well with ash because of the spinning brush.

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I called out someone for being on Zoom with their camera set too low so only half their face was showing by calling them Kilroy. None of the 12 people on the call had any idea what I was talking about.

If by kind of lib you mean capable of recognizing a flawed argument, guilty as charged. Blocking a highway puts zero pressure on politicians and has no meaningful affect on corporations. They will just use it as an excuse to increase prices to cover the cost and sustain the increase after the protest is over.

Hi Not, I'm Dad!

I would have sex with this bumper sticker.

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This is a shitty meme because that dude was so religious he would never touch a wiener unless it was on the Lord Jesus Christ. Then he would personally guide it wherever his Lord desired, playing with His balls and rimming Him all the while.

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You didn't specify they be consecutive minutes. The genie allows them all to walk for one minute, takes it away, then transports them all to your location and tells them what you did before enabling them to walk again for another four minutes. Millions of people then proceed to trample your broken body.

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Not so. He is missing Trinity's tight leather pants showing us that Octavius PhD cake when he bends over.

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8,093,000,000

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Do frat boys assault underaged girls?

You underestimate the Supre Court Partisans.

Now THAT'S a horse cock.

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What lines? I just see four incomplete white triangles.

Idiots. They didn't even use a welding rod

There's a fuel distributor near me named "Just Oil (and more!)"

Seriously though. If they aren't just selling the hotdogs, what ELSE are they doing with the hotdogs. Seems like it could be inappropriate.

This can be taken too far. Try not to stare at his hands and say "Nice strokers!". It could be taken the wrong way.

This is a shit post.

Unfortunately everyone is obsessed with anal 50 years from now so it doesn't go your way.

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Put a quarter in the swear jar.

Were you expecting fancier posts?

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Joe it isn't.

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If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis

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Second Caveman: "Ted just never listened to anybody."

It's the EARly fox that gets the worm!

So gay!

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If the context is "see who can go the longest without being corrupt or abusing their position of power", the acorn.

Independence Day

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How much son chowder you need to eat anyway?

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Me 30 years ago: I am so happy they made this game!

Me now: See above.

You're just making it worse.

Could be an RV painted to look like a bus. Some people would fuck with you that way. Never trust.

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This is almost as bad as instead of being the son of an elected official you were actually the President of the United States after admitting on camera that you've sexually assaulted women, some married, or been caught on camera coked out partying with a pedophile.

Also the least wealthy joint.

That's the joke :)

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