Stunningly sadistic striker😄

Striker@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 242 points –
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You didn't specify they be consecutive minutes. The genie allows them all to walk for one minute, takes it away, then transports them all to your location and tells them what you did before enabling them to walk again for another four minutes. Millions of people then proceed to trample your broken body.

Presumably, I get two more wishes.

So you know, id just wish them to the core of the sun after that. Sorry my boys. No murdering me allowed.

You don't get the other wishes until the first has been granted, which doesn't end until they finish their little tap dance