Divorce is sin, side chicks are fine. Got it.

This whole thing is especially heartbreaking because at its core, the game is great. Running around and shooting feels better then Halo has in a long time. It was just ruined by corporate fuckery.

Competing early humans (neanderthals, etc.) would be my guess. I've also heard it makes us not want to go near corpses.

Thanks.

Trust me, we've all mentioned it to him. He's convinced nobody likes him because he's a conservative.

Jailbroke iPhones for $20 a pop in highschool. Blew it all on fireworks.

Flipped broken consoles before the market got too saturated to profit. Blew it all on video games.

Currently breeding fish. Blowing it all on more fish.

I'm bad at saving money.

accidentally

Right.

I'm in a Magic: The Gathering card."

10/10

Essentially, yeah. Now that the "covid vaccines are poison" stuff has died down he's back on the "modern society hates straight white men" train.

And all the "Thanks! Took two minutes to fix after seeing your post" comments just to rub it in.

The History Channel makes compelling arguments for how extra-terrestrials built the pyramids. Compelling doesn't always equal true.

Another settlement needs your help!

if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body

so thats what's causing it

Imagine fucking someone so hard they piss themselves, and thinking its a bad thing

hunter2

Y'all need unions lol

You're still using it, so they're gonna keep doing it.

How DARE you diss the penguin

You can't have it both ways.

I get what you're saying, and I agree with you, but I think they've proven that they absolutely can have it both ways. 99% of people just don't care.

Just get the tattoo. Your parents are already disappointed anyway. Live your life.

Good news! We've invented the torment nexus

SLAM

A tripwire that sets off a bunch of confetti when they find your corpse.

No, he's rich.

New trucks aren't made for blue-collar workers anymore. It's all just rich people who want to ride up high and feel manly while they take five minutes to squeeze into a parking spot.

I thought I was buying printer ink but when I got to the self checkout I realized it was actually gala apples

Aluminium, a metal legal in England, is banned in the US while Aluminum, a metal legal in the US, is banned in England

Is it morally wrong to choose inaction, to not involve ourselves in a no-win scenario? By simply being present, are we already involved? Will God someday judge us for these most pivotal moments?

I also choose not to press x.

Aurora Store.

some police person

Yeah all of them

It sold 10,000,000 copies. It was the best selling first-party PS4 exclusive released.

I know the loud internet people were upset about Girls With Muscles or whatever, but it did fantastic with normal people.

CASETiFY has always been a bastion of originality, and we hold pride in that.

Hahahaha

The amount of niche old Canadian cartoons I've found thanks to dedicated pirates...

Plex server go brrrrr

Oh the bright side, probably don't have to go to work on Monday.

The first thing I do when Return of the King ends is put on Fellowship of the Ring.

It was a joke. Are you okay?

I used to be a delivery driver for a pizzaria. One night I got a really far delivery, like half an hour each way. I guess during that time the lasagna steamed the paper delivery bag, because I picked it up by the top (stupid) and made it three steps from my car before the lasagna fell out the bottom of the bag and exploded on this dudes driveway. Very sad.

Poor impulse control

If my employer questioned my call out, my next call would be the union rep.

Damn dude, you should contact the devs. You solved the problem that their engineers couldn't. Big brain.