ZombieZookeeper

@ZombieZookeeper@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

Now the pos conservatives are gonna start calling the pope woke. 🤣🤣🤣

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In a further statement, taken during a break from looking for truffles, Sarah Sanders stated she loved Black people, and everyone should own one.

How do you read light yellow text on darker yellow background?

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As a tech worker, I say good for them.

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Spez will turn over the names if Fidelity tells him to.

2023: The Year of the Assholes

By hilarious, I'm sure you meant "highly edited".

I'm supposed to trust BRAVE with privacy? Did I receive a massive head injury and not realize it?

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Someone was dropped on his head as a junior billionaire.

Maybe I would post more if I didn't get ignored, or my questions immediately get marked to be closed without comment.

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Allow antivaxxers to remain so we can treat them as the worthless pieces of crap that they are.

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Unfortunately, police aren't afraid of doing the wrong thing.

When (not if) the conservatives come for you, don't be the only one leaving in a bag.

It implies the MAGA lawyer advise his client to lie to a grand jury.

Will the ai be as cowardly as the people who vote to close without comment?

See also: Patriot Act

Any bets on them doing this themselves just to get more attention?

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Begun, the instance wars have.

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Do you want the Borg? Because this is how you get the Borg.

The CCP should do so first.

Begun, the Enterprise Linux Wars have.

I'm starting to give credence to the idea that spez is a scapegoat for the change (but he a worthless piece of shit regardless).

I wonder if Ellen Pao would let us make a meme of her eating popcorn?

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And Republicans.

Sadly, there is no Constitutional bar against people with massive head injuries running for office.

The highly nasal voice that strike fear into the hearts of machines everywhere.

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Pretty sure the Republicans want to have these kids beaten by their parents.

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Conservatives are going to make it legal to outright murder progressives, so there's definitely safety in living in a blue state

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I fully believe that one day a Trump supporter will attempt to break into my house to kill me because I don't support him.

So, they subscribe to the Andrew Tate philosophy.

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Fuck around: Wagner troops cross Polish border.

Find out: Wagner troops are turned into sticky red paste.

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And most of them fantasize about killing liberals and BLM protesters.

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Good. The last thing we need is an untrustworthy browser (eye roll).

When I subscribe to the service, but the app freezes up... Looking at you Paramount+.

Because we left Reddit but there still not enough Lemmy content for while we're sitting on the porcelain throne.

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Reddit would NEVER scapegoat their company president! The very idea!

He made sure to ban that group.

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That would be /c/FuckSpez, not /r/FuckSpez.

Is "go fuck yourself" enough characters?

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Since most of the targets are Muslim, I guess it makes sense? /s

I don't think Jason Aldean fans are going to approve.

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