atticus88th

@atticus88th@lemmy.world
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The Superior Court of Alameda County is charging roughly $1 per page to get legal filings. To download the entirety of the court proceedings to date, the court wants $2,999.

Alright, fuck it! Lets build our own soft serve ice cream machines... with blackjack and hookers.

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Those hookups are full of scams and cops.

Ask me how I know.

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Right? I dont want the nerds at IT to find out where I get all my free porn.

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Why do any of these people continue to work there under such deplorable conditions? I understand the warehouse workers dont have other opportunities and for many its the only employer where they live. But damn, Amazon treats its tech workers like shit and continues to make bad decisions day after day that only benefit those at the top.

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Well my drivers license of a penis is really going to pay off this time. unzips pants

Im just seeing already failing companies grasp straws called AI and hope no one notices.

"Our AI designed eyeglasses." "This AI formulated workout routine." "And Techno Wizardry will calculate the value"

All tells me that these companies would be better ran by AI and the marketing department should be changing careers.

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I caught on to the use of "riggers" when I noticed it was only black election workers that they were going after.

The Prompt: "AI, create a soda flavor!"

The response: "Heres a recipe for a soda flavor... 1C corn syrup, 2C carbonated water, 1tsp your choice of food coloring. I could have prefaced this recipe with 10 paragraphs explaining the history of soda littered with browser breaking ads, but I am not a sociopath."

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If that happens then my grandchildren will be living in nearly the identical series events my grandmother escaped from.

We have learned nothing from our past mistakes.

All it takes is a couple of dudes to buy a couple of yachts, private planes maybe another home or two. And poof. Its gone.

Sounds like a shitty way to get data.

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Indie Developers right now: Oh no... anyways.

Dont the older chips suffer from a greater performance drop from spectre and meltdown vulnerabilities?

Is it a coincidence that when Elon Musk makes a douche move, more of the satellites are lost?

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Something tells me dunking it in water egg flour mixture is not normal wear and tear.

So are they going to start over and just flip it open and close like a normal human being or give up after few days and chuck it out of an airplane at 30k feet?

Not to be a bummer but their base eats this shit up for breakfast then turns out to vote even harder once it gets shot down.

Oh perfect, that booster should be in most arms of those who actively vaccinate by the time this wave ends.

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They probably have better benefits and work-life balance than most employers.

But he offset his global footprint by donating to an organization ran by his friend and paid the media to silence any mention of it.

I mean here's 3 paragraphs about how hes helping and us plebian meateaters are the problem.

Yall youngins shoulda been there for the days of Stile.

Paramount is foaming at the mouth.

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Those poor souls in Utah would wonder too if they had access to the internet.

Im just glad they are coming out of the woodwork before they harm any innocent people.

It will probably take 1 more black president for us to weed out the last of them, that last time drove them nuts.

Some of them are raging right now at the idea that not everyone who hates cars wants to live in an apartment.

Its like liberals screaming when they findout you can be a liberal and a gun owner.

Or conservatives when you express socialistic rights while also limiting government.

You say pro-Israel but I was literally permabanned from a couple of subs for asking for a source other than Hamas. Then when someone insulted me I made a joke about them taking sides. Apparently it was a mod who reported me to the admins as harassing a mod. Boom account is permanently banned from reddit for breaking their rules... again.

I do love how many times I can just make another account when I piss them all off.

A circlejerk community where facts are thrown out the window. Doesnt matter where its hosted, social media just going to keep doing what its doing.

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Cant afford a horse either. Double screwed.

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South Africa had a web designer market? Colormesurprised .com

Edit: i dont even know wtf i just linked but to save your soul please dont go to it.

Mentally handicapped makes a lot more sense because I have never seen one of those things drive normally.

finishes downloading latest movie. Naw, what about you?

What if there was any other vehicle stalled there? Wouldn't it have been the same situation?

Also would be great if we had dedicated zones for autonomous vehicles that are clear of any obstacles, confusion or situations that even a normal driver could get stuck in.

Huh, I guess lemmy and reddit do have something in common.

Lemmy guess... this is your 2nd go with a social media platform?

Lemmy sit you down on my knee son and let grandpa here explain how social media worked in his old times of facebook just like I sat on my grandpappys knee and he explained to me the days of AIM.

/s

Werent their antimask protests in Europe?

Trumps vision: "Golden showers everywhere!"

Free

we should all just love one another

Where have I heard this before?

You must live in a low science believer area. When I was near Seattle they were always running out or you have to book a couple weeks in advance. Sometimes walkins are lucky.

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Honey, I was reviewing the new interns pull request. She was having a real hard time. We kept pushing and pulling until we eventually found ourselves getting that commit all over the codebase. Needless to say it won't happen again, it was a one night standing review.

I does actually. What drives people to hoard things when they see headlines that an item is in limited supply? See the similarity? FOMO for the American consumer is a heluva drug.

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