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@𝔹𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕝𝕖@midwest.social
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Joined 11 months ago

Organic medical marijuana farmer and sci-fi enthusiast.

Which is fine, I have a full speed USBC cable and it's a thicc boi that I certainly wouldn't want to shove in my pocket all the time and the 2.0 speed ones still charge my laptop even. But Apple is limiting the PORT, not the cable, which isn't cool.

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I did count the Mujahideen as the Taliban, I know they're not necessarily the same group but I figured it was close enough for a comment on a meme. I see now that I was wrong.

In fairness so did the Soviets

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So, hot take here, who cares what laptop she uses? Criticize her for the direct harm to democracy that she's doing, not the fucking rig she has. Some of y'all need to grow the fuck up.

I'm 6 feet and 220, not in very good shape, but Trump is much...blobbier? Than me. No definition at all, it's like someone filled a garbage bag with cottage cheese. I at least have arms and legs 😬

Where are the tankies to talk about how good China is for LGBT people?

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I stopped vaping last week and holy shit dude the nicotine withdrawals are no joke. I'm absolutely miserable.

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I just quit vaping like a week or two ago and it was fucking miserable for a week straight. Caffeine isn't nearly as bad when I've quit that, but nicotine withdrawals are fucking horrible and they feel like they last forever.

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Jeeze I sure do wish that was made up!

I like Shawn Fain, wish he was in charge when we struck.

Surely the tankies will show up to tell us that coal is fine as long as it's the Chinese burning it.

Christ I hope Trump doesn't live another 12 years

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Mostly I just don't want to be a slave to anything.

Israel still probably shouldn't be getting a blank check, what with their penchant for human rights abuses and whatnot

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Second rule, don't point that shit at anything you don't want to destroy.

$19,999,950 worth of cocaine

Two $25 sex workers

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I don't really get the appeal of AITA and other places like it. The whole constant complaining on the Internet thing is... what's a better word for "fuckin wack"? Like just touch grass.

The son's name is Bruce, his husband's name is Wayne.

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Who are they?

In this context, probably WOKE LIBERAL GLOBALISTS lmfao

You get the Bizzle's Worst Take of the Day Award, it's very prestigious

I use a lathe to peel potatoes

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  1. If I fuck up it's just mashed potatoes so I mean win win

Yup, got lucky if it was on a daughterboard but I've had dudes donate their broken machines when they got the solder quote.

Stay strong, friend, I believe in you 🙏

It's especially lucky lmfao

I think that's cool, fuck China

Utterly horrifying to see the hardworking socialists in Cuba get exploited by cold-blooded authoritarian imperialist Russia. Hopefully the Cubans can be repatriated, but for some reason I can visualize Putin not playing a fair game with it.

Martha went on purpose for street cred, can't change my mind

I don't know, but I'm willing to smoke as many joints as it takes to find out lmfao

Do it then 👀👀

Chunking up for sure, how long you reckon they're gonna go for?

I switched to CBD only vape juice and it helped!

I grind fresh because I want to taste it.

I've been having a very nice mobile experience for years, in addition to desktop (of course, Bizzle runs Linux. It's a Universal Truth). I don't want to say OP is full of baloney, but it works on my machine too

Yeah but Pakistan also sucks, especially for non-muslims

Lmfao too bad we can't fast-track Georgian NATO membership. Maybe they'll get some shiny American toys to play with, if Russia keeps acting a damn fool.

Why?

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Sweet, thanks for the heads up!

Oh my God, that's diabolical

I've been practicing meditation for years, it helps tremendously with just regular ol' psychological well-being and it can also put me to sleep in minutes.

There's a good one I use when I'm trying to sleep, where you mindfully relax all your muscles from your head to your toes, and back up again.