operating system dysphoria

what if we shared the means of reproduction 😳😳😳

everyone needs a tool that in their arsenal

my dog doesn't piss and shit in toilets 🤠

actual girboss on a roll with no signs of slowing down 💅👩‍🦽

it feels nice when the closet gets a little bigger, if just for a moment 🥹

i bet your butt has a crack in it

i bought an epilator a few days ago and went through the agonizing pain of ripping out all my body hair. currently basking in hairless glory

taken from this and the point is that dennis (the guy in blue) is a terrible human being. though i will tag it as nsfw because it does touch up on very sensitive topics

this sounds fair enough. eye for an eye, skirt for a skirt and all that

the radical left is trying to redefine our christian keywords

how does ck3 compare to 2 these days? i have ~700 hours on ck2 but never bothered to try out the sequel

but what is love?

we got a bargainer eh? unfortunately for you business is about location, and you seem to not be around here. let me ask you a question F: look around you, what do you see? furries, catboys, catgirls, eggs, and so many shells. that's right F, this is the gayest community in the entire fediverse. nowhere else will you find such a decrepit den of debauchery. you offer them a skirt and they flock to you like moths to a flame. this is my turf - my home F, and we got a system around here. are you going to put on the skirt for 3 hours or not, i got customers waiting.

what if we kissed between gcds 😳😳😳

another, less violent way of phrasing your frustrations: my cognitive ability has just been bonked in the kneecaps and robbed of 10 BQ

interesting in the same way putting tobasco sauce in your eyes is interesting

it's a common myth but no, it doesn't. as a lesbian your options are:

• 3 eggs, beaten
• 1 tsp sunflower oil
• 1 tsp butter
• heat oil and butter over medium-low heat
• pour eggs into pan

this is not an exhaustive list, but it should help you get started

elongated snoot

big fricking stick (real)

oh, a private prison instead. the one subsidized by that chap's tax dollars? he's 4 steps ahead and he doesn't even know it

you just gotta :3 ^-^ <3 trust me bro just one more

i think i read this somewhere in the bible

anytime between now and the heat death of the universe should probably work

middle aged woman with very little english really calling us out like this

would you settle for 2 pics of a dog: 1 with his elongated snoot and 2 with a big frickin stick?

the blood isn't even that dark red!

damn i ain't got shit on that

sun tzu's the art of the deal has taught you well, but i wear another skirt under my skirt

god bless america

this is what a functional relationship looks like

bottom surgery? no thanks, i already have a butt

in my ass, in order from shortest to longest

yeah discord is kinda fucking annoying on linux for that reason. i'd recommend something like vencord (vesktop) over discord's client

my first dose of adhd meds was atomoxetine and instead of gaining clarity of mind all that happened was 56 hours of insomnia with gut wrenching nausea

im on it

the trans people that live inside my phone have been trying to tell me that the transcanada highway is simply a transcontinental (what a coincidence) federal/provincial highway and not newly annexed territory. don't believe the lies

society just isn't ready for that yet

❒ B ❒ V ❒

100% much easier when you just straight up fabricate your results