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detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 177 points –
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3 hours? In this economy? Best I can offer is 20 minutes, and even that's gonna cost you

we got a bargainer eh? unfortunately for you business is about location, and you seem to not be around here. let me ask you a question F: look around you, what do you see? furries, catboys, catgirls, eggs, and so many shells. that's right F, this is the gayest community in the entire fediverse. nowhere else will you find such a decrepit den of debauchery. you offer them a skirt and they flock to you like moths to a flame. this is my turf - my home F, and we got a system around here. are you going to put on the skirt for 3 hours or not, i got customers waiting.

Oh my god shut up and heal the raid nerd.

what if we kissed between gcds 😳😳😳

Alright, you get 1.5 seconds of tonguing.

Wait, hitting phase 2, everyone's getting Haste'd. .90 seconds.

Nah. You sit on my lap but I wear the skirt.

sun tzu's the art of the deal has taught you well, but i wear another skirt under my skirt

thats kinda interesting, now I'm actually wondering what that'd look like

Ruffles

It’s also a lot warmer on cold days to have several layers of maxi skirt. I don’t understand how anyone could live without it.

I need a cutie to do this with. And other things. Lots of other things. Constantly.

I'm a needy frisky wolf okay?