We really should start celebrating T u e s d a y s.

Easy. The ones with vowels are C library functions.

You can't be a good anything and be a landlord. At least if we use the moral meaning of "good".

What the fuck are you smoking?

Early 2000s problems require early 2000s solutions.

I work at a large airport this summer. What is this "fully staffed" you're talking about, and where can I get it?

July 4th is patriotism. I'd classify that as pretty sinful pride.

That's an Onion article, right?

Right?

I mean, with that van... Not saying it's not weird, but, like, I get it.

You bought a single strawberry?

And if you're still experiencing stress by the end of the day... YOU'RE FIRED!

I have an Arch nemesis, btw.

Not necessarily. They could be constantly ever so lightly above the average value, but then once in a while, a really low value comes along and drags the average down. What you're thinking of is the median.

Oh, you're gonna get bread by her.

Strictly speaking, that question is invalid, as a rock has no genetic material. It's like saying "You're more similar in color to sand than to mathematics."

All the more reason to reduce productivity. Flatten the curve, lower expectations. Tuesday is the scab of weekdays. The other days need to strike.

That's weak. Just put it on you boner, and you're good to go.

Nah, we just need more people with sticks.

In a lot of languages the word for apple used to refer to all kinds of fruits, particularly new ones from more or less exotic lands. Pineapples also don't look much like apples, do they?

I mean, in a very technical and probably unintentional way, he is right. Paedophilia is, principally, "only" the sexual attraction to minors. That does not necessarily imply actual molesting or abuse of children. And not all who molest and abuse minors are paedophiles. It might just be a matter of power/sexual repression (looking at you, clergymen). Equating the two is probably a hindrance to those struggling with these feelings coming forward and seeking psychiatric help (like drug criminalization).

As for whether or not it is rape if an adult person has sex with a horny teenager... Maybe I wouldn't call it "rape", but there's also a reason we don't let kids sign contracts or drive cars.

Imperial to lure them in, metric to finish them off.

That's not a good sword. That's a GREAT sword.

You have a lot of guts, posting that.

Anglophones have no right to complain about French pronunciation. What the fuck is this shit?

Life hack: buy a single strawberry, take a bite, and give it back because it is half eaten, so you get a full one anew. Repeat. Sounds like a flawless plan to me.

You just wanted to use "SatansMaggotyCumFart" in a sentence.

Okay, but why do we need the landlord then? We'd just need a custodian.

Who is transmute, and why shouldn't I lead them into gold?

I'd say it was very much intentional to make that character attractive. Which is a weird choice for an anthropomorphic rabbit, especially in a kids movie.

What are those headphones on the right side. They look sick.

And I'm proud to be a part of that.

If that's part of an airport or a governmental building, I'd be careful.

And watch out for the Sukhoi Su-35.

That's an odd spelling of "capitalist".

The big corporations already command a wide variety of industries. And different kinds of industries coordinate with each other, even if they are different corporation. Think just-in-time delivery of raw materials to manufacture a final product.

We also do have access to virtually unlimited amounts of data. Sure, some of it is not exactly useful, but much of it is. And we also have the technology to harness it.

A planned economy also wouldn't have to be more efficient in the same way. The point wouldn't be to achieve infinite growth, but to reach societal goals. Build X amount of housing. Make sure that enough food is available everywhere. Coordinate relevant industries in the fight against cancer. For most things, you wouldn't need to coordinate the entirety of the economy, at least not directly. Just the relevant parts in the relevant region. And if conditions change, you adapt the plan. A good plan is flexible.

A free market is not really different from a plan, in that sense. The two problems I see with free markets are that the aim is always, to some degree, growth and profit, and the competition. Having a choice, at least for consumer goods, is great. Not everyone likes the same apples or clothes. And the USSR had some bad experience with entirely removing branding, and therewith accountability, from things like bread. But with the need to outcompete each other, the alternatives waste so many resources on branding and marketing rather than making their products better. Those resources could be employed much more productively.

Why not both? Get reforms done now to get some immediate alleviation and garner more popular support, and prepare for a revolution asap.

...lingo

Eh, depends on your Ordo.

I'm an optimist. I hope that in fourty years, the revolution will already have been won and grandma doesn't need to vandalize banks any longer.