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We really should start celebrating T u e s d a y s.

Tuesdays are the most productive day of the week. Not a time for celebration, its business time.

All the more reason to reduce productivity. Flatten the curve, lower expectations. Tuesday is the scab of weekdays. The other days need to strike.

German Tuesday (Dienstag) roughly translates as duty-day (Dienst-Tag), probably not etymologically, but still.

Etymologically, it derives in some way from the Norse-Germanic war god Tyr (akin to French "mardi", "day of mars", ig).

Ah yes, the war day. I wonder how many wars started on a Tuesday?

I know that World War I started on a Tuesday so that's 50% of all world wars right there.

could we celebrate wednesdays instead? tuesdays are my weekly catered drug intervention with my mother.

It wasn't Tuesday it was T u e s d a y. I am assuming it's like a normal Tuesday but in some uncanny valley creepy form.