doofer_name

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I think the craziest thing is, that the survey starts at 50$. They just assume that must be the minimum prize everyone is ok with.

Lunatics…

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Or else Spez is gonna pp in his little boys panties? I just cannot take this ‘company’ serious.

I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL

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Been on Memmy since the early stages and… damn that development speed!

Weird. My friend had the same question.

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needs 2 HOURS to fall asleep

does not hear the alarm

gets 9 hours of sleep instead of 5:32

profit

gets fired because thats the 15th time this month

no profit

We pray.

the four types of human behaviour

There are only four?! Gosh. That makes my job sooo much easier. If I only had known before.

Oh… Oh no… I would like somebody to comfort me now…

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Yeah we thought we could go through with this unnoticed, but the christians are just a little too clever.

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I feel like the bottom left one should say „Mom would be disappointed“. Cause that really is what rock bottom feels like.

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Do you think Musk is not doing similar things? We have a politician that flew to Sylt (island in Germany) with his private jet for a fucking wedding of another politician and he didnt get half as much shit for it.

What Im saying is: hate everyone equally or dont hate.

I don’t like Taylor Swifts behaviour anymore then you. But clearly someone was out for her and not for poor Elon. Where are the fucking memes about literally every rich person? Jeff Bezos disgustingly big yacht for example?

And if it really was about her double standards: Elon pretends to be an environmentalist whenever he talks about Tesla and electric cars. Yet his factories get build in the middle of water protection zones, a Tesla is shot into space and do you really think hes not using those 3 jets on a regular basis? Why have 3 after all?

Regarding your edit: maybe I’ve wasted my time writing this because clearly you’re not up for an actual discussion, but for sad and petty schoolyard behaviour.

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Easy transition being easy

I… have sooo many questions…

Nah. That’s his. He’s the toddler.

Good boi

He doesn’t even use his own brain.

GAY

GAAAAAAAAY

I just leave it for future me. That bitch had it coming anyway.

Over my dead body!

Be careful now. The German car and American gun industry might listen and team up.

If you knew how many times I thought about ditching my job and just go to uni again…

Some makeup manufacturers have some kind of guides for that. But most importantly you need to figure out if you have a cool, warm or neutral skintone. And then find a shade that is made for that tone and matches your skin colour.

A tip I’ve seen - but not tried - is picking a light and dark shade and mix them until they match your tone.

Depending on how bad your beard is you might want to get some camouflage makeup (I certainly meed that…).

Die meisten trauen sich nur noch nicht.

S: carbonated water A: water, juice (from 100% fruit) F: everything else

I’m gonna die on that hill.

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To the very last

Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight

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I love everything about this, especially bc I’m at the same point. Keep going girl! :)

Memmy so far, but Mlem starts catching up. Memmy has more active devs tho. I feel like Limbo is not as developed and seems to be a inspired by the „original“ reddit app. Thunder seems nice too, haven’t tried that much so far but definitely inspired by Apollo as well.

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Thanks. Didn’t know this one and now I can’t sleep because apparently this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen and I cant stop laughing and giggling.

Thank you for posting this ❤️ can’t tell you how much I needed that exact text atm

If by flavor you mean linux mint: yes, absolutely! If you mean anything else thats more like ubuntu itself: hell no!

Ramen would indeed be nice rn ngl.

It’s entirely possible that I did not remember Nvidia Now was their cloud gaming service and that my comment was maybe slightly misguided by my own stupidity.

Thank you for posting this ❤️ can’t tell you how much I needed that exact text atm

I usually mix (apple/grape) juice with carbonated water and drink one glass of orange juice occasionally. Its not like I’m drinking 2l a day.

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You and me both sister! I’m soo glad for winter to come around. I always had been a winter gal, but even more so atm.

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Real question is: Hows weed illegal (well over here it still is) and nicotine is not? It ain’t logical thinking thats for sure.

Well you’re not that far off

Getroffene Hunde bellen.

Well Damme