A bidet.

A bidet. $30, attaches under your toilet seat. Life changing.

Nate isn't associated with 538 anymore.

I used to raise chickens. They are the closest living relative to the tyrannosaurus rex, and it shows.

It's a classic answer, E.T. on the Atari 2600.

This is some good wisdom. I'm pushing half a century, depression since my teens. Wearing and having color around hits my brain in the right places.

Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse!

I feel this comment in my bones.

Odd comment - you say don't spend on cookware, yet you spent money on good pans? I also love cooking, and spent money on good pans and knives :-)

I wish I had more upvotes. Good knives make cooking easy and, more important, prevent injuries.

Possibly joking, but I really do think this is just another delay tactic. It's what he does, and it has worked so far.

Not at all, I'm old. Really just curious if there was a current pop scene there or not.

Hello, fellow oldhead!

I'm very similar! Mine is Bach's Badinerie.

Maybe South of Heaven by Slayer.

Other days Self Aware by Qveen Herby.

But I'll always go back to Badinerie..

LabPadre's 24/7 stream of SpaceX in Boca Chica. Sometimes watching concrete dry or debris removal is just what I need to take a step back.

I don't know why I love this so much, but I do.

As a curmudgeon I must ask - why did you abandon linux?

The champagne pages have a section for streaming sports. Obviously use an ad blocker.

Thank you for this!

Paizo. Been playing Pathfinder for years.

Otherside would also be a good movie, kinda cyberpunk and D&D, but this https://piped.video/watch?v=mzJj5-lubeM

I'm a basic bitch, Earl Grey. I do also love a dragon phoenix pearls.

This is the way

Even if they did, wouldn't that be ex post facto and not apply to TFG?

Good bot