Lauren Boebert mocked for opposing comprehensive sex ed after her & her son's teen pregnancies

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Lauren Boebert mocked for opposing comprehensive sex ed after her & her son's teen pregnancies - LGBTQ Nation
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Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse!

Ursa Minor!

Which is short for "yoU'Re Sexually Assaulting a Minor (by giving handjobs in front of them)"

Legend has it that if you say it three times and you are a constituent, Beetlebert shows up to give out a handy. If you finish up by yelling "oh $DEITY", it's considered both biblical AND Constitutional, since she thinks the separation of the two is a liberal fiction.