fsxylo

@fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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She's anti vax, unfortunately.

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We were bored.

Not defending the joke, but they were dry heaving because it's implied that she made out with everyone on the police force, including Ace. Thinking about it that's actually worse. Huh.

My favorite joke from that movie.

I can't remember if it's the same movie, but the scene where Moses gets mugged is also a highlight for me.

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History of the world pt 1

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There's about 3 mountains and a valley between what they did and baby mode.

I beat 5 of the bosses so far, and I'm wondering when they're going to start being fun. Because I'm not having fun killing bosses, and every boss feels the same to fight.

The game doesn't need to be super nerfed, but right now even From is admitting they need tweaking.

A liberal might make her gay when she least expects it!

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Taylor uses her private jet way too much. But recently she threatened the Twitter account tracking the plane's movement. So that's probably why the memes are coming out now.

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Industries are making bad products on purpose to weed out consumers with standards, therefore breeding a crop of consumers that exist only to give their money to them if they ask.

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Twitch in 2 weeks : video games? Where?

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Someone claims here that if you use Unity's internal Ad API then you will make that money back, giving people who put ads in their games a free pass.

If true, Unity is trying to force indie devs to enshittify their products.

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The core gameplay is fun as hell. I'm using a crossbow and my flame fox thing to catch or knock out pals while riding my pink sheep-llama thing to explore the world and having a blast. For an early access game it also runs great and so far no game breaking bugs.

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Mother fuckers are moving to take ownership of the fediverse by calling us "third party users".

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"It’s a little bit of an unfortunate situation there, but from Israel’s perspective I would do my best to move the people out and then clean it up,” Kushner said. “But I don’t think that Israel has stated that they don’t want the people to move back there afterwards.”

The little rat thinks the genocide isn't going far enough.

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Years ago when I still bought music from Apple my entire library disappeared. I could log in, but nothing was there. I didn't bother with customer service, in an hour I had all my music back and it was mine.

I really expected more

I'm sorry, but why? Why do people do this every time a new game comes out? This is what Bethesda does, and Microsoft isn't much better.

Every new game it's like people forget what these companies do.

You should've expected a Bethesda game.

Btw elder scrolls 6 will suck, too.

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Remember when comic artists and cartoonists would make up some outlandish slang for a character and it was supposed to make fun of millennials, but we thought that was stupid too?

Gen Z actually talk like that.

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They make the left sound so much cooler than we really are.

Why does the power tripping principal and the power tripping DA have the same last name?

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Every time I get downvoted for pointing out the rampant and casual pedophilia plaguing anime, I hate weebs a little bit more.

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Nah, the only times I want to play doom are when I want to turn my brain off. Shoot moving thing. Great success.

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Bros delete dead Bros porn.

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I was there man, I was that dried leaf.

Putin is that kid on the playground that kept announcing new rules every time he was losing.

Nah he's Justin Hammer: a failure of a CEO trying to be Tony Stark.

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Cops already want to shoot you and your dog, and your brilliant move is to dunk on them?

waves magic wand computer science!

More like mildlyexpected

Simping is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

God, I'd give my left nut for a chance to make a Republican senator that fucking mad.

I never heard anyone talk about Trump's smell until seeing this so a. You know he smells. And b. Now I do, too.

Taking a breather goddamn.

I can actually see joker having the time of his life.

He'd be in such a good mood that he'd just surrender on the spot. "All right bats, you get this one for free"

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Wait until they find out that there used to be hundreds of websites all talking about the same thing?

And it was magical.

Blade runner 2049 was a boring slideshow of backdrops with the "bwaaa" music overlaying it and occasionally plot happened. What plot is that? I don't fucking remember.

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If Lemmy is an early indication, I suspect the proletariat will make our own internet. With blackjack and hookers.

I've met people like that and they're all insufferable edge lords. Trump is a contrarian and to them contrary is correct.

Singletons:

Me: O_O;

There's not enough wackiness in the trailer. Fallout has always had a thin veneer of grimdark with a whole hidden iceberg of goofy bullshit and it was amazing.

I'm getting huge "missing the point" vibes.

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Yes please. Tired of blocking communities. I already know the world is on fire. Don't need daily reminders.