genuineparts

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Lesbian Hardcoded.

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We FMA fans have one joke. We used to have two...

"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department!" says Wernher von Braun

You know what, thanks for making this post. I have used Letsencrypt and Certbot for years now, i'd never have thought about donating, but since you said that I just made a donation.

IT guy here. I gurantee you are right.

Well if it was true I highly doubt they finished the MRI...

Scientists have proven that fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any kids there is a high chance you won't have kids either.

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Yes that my local, now long deceased Priest didn't want my father to be buried at his graveyard, because he committed suicide and that is a sin. Made me a staunch atheist.

Good old Spiders George

Welshie!

Having a hydrophobic presence covering me at all times, sans wanting to shower, drink water, etc. so I could run, bike, hike in the rain and never get wet, unless I wanted to.

Ah the "Have a heatstroke and die superpower."

“Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed.”

-G.K. Chesterton

Technically it is possible if the reason for cardiac arrest was hypothermia. The longest documented time between cardiac arrest and resuscitation is almost 7 hours. That's where the old adage "No one is dead until they are warm and dead." comes from.

Source: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24882104/

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I'm just thinking about all the boots 'n cats, boots 'n cats , boots 'n cats

Are you shitting me, I thought this was a meme post at first.

But look at the size o 'em, that's cheatin'!

Everyone warns about DHMO, nobody knows about the dangers of hydric acid.

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This. And it usually is open source, if you don't want to install a flatpak or docker image, you can always compile it yourself, and if you feel generous, you package it up as an .rpm, .dep, or whatever your distro of choice wants and create a download for it. I also have not (yet) encountered a project i wanted to install that didn't either provide packages or at the very least detailed instructions if I want to just install that locally.

ACK ACK ACK!

Same, but mine is specifically "The Watch"-Characters. Proxmox is Vimes, NAS is Colon, Pi is Nobby, Linux VM is Angua, Windows VM is Carrot, and so forth.

Aww... Goatly.

The Day Before developer Fntastic shuts down

So they are shutting down tomorrow?

I have been activated. Сука Блядь Comrades!
Будем здоровы!

Billy like the IKEA bookcase

That is excellent to hair!

100% agreed. Not only was the Dialoge Choice system of Yes, yes but sarkastic and no (but actually yes) incredibly limiting, but even the story didn't really do it for me plus the whole settlement thing.

I really don't want to be arguing a pro-bestiality point here and I have no clue how one would go about the act. But I think a sheep would be able to hurt you pretty good if it wasn't okay with what is happening, same as a horse for example.

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She's right on thyme!

I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter.

Any Open World Ubisoft game ever?

Wes is a top bloke. If car repair is your thing also Check out Eric from South Main Auto Repair: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtAGzm9e_liY7ko1PBhzTHA
Probably one of the best Mechanics and a really funny guy

Mogami River

I think the hilarity depends a lot if you played "The Witness" and got to taste it's self importance.

HeroinNeedle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lda30Hjtb0s The Chemical Brothers - Salmon Dance. I still find the CGI incredibly cool nowadays.

Shhh. You know nothing.

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