get_off_the_phone

@get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works
0 Post – 41 Comments
Joined 12 months ago

Ooh la la Mr. Fancy I Have A Toilet Man. No, WATER, like from a puddle on the sidewalk.

There's a reason for it, or at least an explanation for the odd color scheme. I don't exactly remember cuz I heard it on NPR in the background. It goes something like red is bad, purple is really bad, and the people coming up with the color scheme never imagined something really really bad so maroon(red+brown) was just suggested for really really bad. And the smoke has gotten past really really bad in some places.

https://www.npr.org/2023/06/28/1184894545/how-purple-came-to-be-a-scarier-color-than-red-on-the-air-quality-index

1 more...

Crab rave anyone?

1 more...

My grandfather gave me three options when I was young and slightly hurt. "I can hurt the other one, amputate the one that hurts, or you can go to bed."

Yummy. I was shoulder deep in that fuzz today. Seasoned with spiders and mouse poop. Extra delish.

Show me your nipple!

Why do most of the comments in this thread match exactly with the comments in the linked reddit thread?

RIP scroll bar and scroll wheel. I'm swiping down to move the bar, which does the heavy lifting of moving the page up for me. This allows me to scroll more with less fatigue and thus I can consume more internet and therefore get more knowledge. Plus, swiping down works your bigger superior forearm muscles, which is the part of the arm that the ladies like, whereas swiping up works the inferior muscle on the other side that no one cares about. In conclusion, scroll down for bigger brain, better grip, and more birches.

All the capitalized words at the beginning hurt my brain cuz I thought I was reading a paragraph but it didn't feel like it so I initially gave up on the whole paragraph. But your real paragraphs explained why I felt that way and I gave the paragraph another go. It still hurt.

If this is the future of journalism, I'm now an Old Man Yelling At The (AI) Cloud.

Same. If there is a com for every team, why can't I find the ones for my teams? I get that that my teams probably have few subscribers so they're not ever likely to show up on ALL. But even when I actively look for em, I can't find em. I'm still new to this platform so I have much to learn.

Remember those curly telephone cords that stretched out to like 40ft when your mom walked around the house while on the phone and you had to dodge the cord like Catherine Zeta-Jones in Entrapment? And then the cord shrunk back to like 8ft when she hung the phone back on the cradle on the wall. And the next time your mom hung up the phone, the cord was like 10ft long with a bunch of kinks and twists. And the next time she hung the cord was like 12ft long and starting to bunch on the floor. And eventually there was like 30ft of telephone cord on the floor under the cradle that just gets kicked out of the way into the nearest corner and collects dust bunnies until the next time the phone rings and your mom answers and walks all around the house like she always does. (I could keep going but I don't know where it will end.) Remember those curly telephone cords?

You need a curly ethernet cord like that for your watch. It could help to get around.

Also, what model watch do you have that has an ethernet port? My watch works fine but my gf is always complaining about a rock solid connection so I'm thinking about getting a new one.

I'd rather go sans Francisco.

Punctuation please. But I'm with ya.

I bit and had to look up globglogabgalab. From what I can tell, globglogabgalab is a human monster from a Christian kids movie that consumes/eats ideas in books and sometimes consumes/eats people but the creator says it's not an anti-book message but to me it seems to portray reading books something only monsters/bad-guys do. Idk, I'm not a kid but the inference was pretty obvious.

What I do know, globglogabgalab's flow is sick.

Every time I have a fever, I vividly dream in the style of that dream sequence from Dumbo. Absolutely terrifying.

ouch

Uhh wut? Error syntax, conjugation, grammar...This can't be a bad ESL translation, just bad AI?

I used to listen to this song on repeat for hours. If only I knew that iTunes play count stat haha.

Ok, maybe I'm ignorant, maybe I found the phrase "body fart" hilarious, maybe both. But can someone please tell me what is the difference between a regular fart and a body fart?

Millennial here, Adidas Samba and Superstar were way cooler. You could fill in the colors yourself.

Fuck when you put it like that, existing sounds bleak.

Yeah but I bet they ate their chili with spaghetti.

Tried to watch it. Why do I have to pay to see it?

Mauve is next logical color IMO

The engagement with the act of driving is my biggest reason for sticking with stick. You have to pre-act with intention for every single thing you're approaching using all 4 limbs.

I also must have at least AWD in my area with snow and hills and sand and mud. So manual impreza still go brrr

PayPal? Venmo? Just as ubiquitous and already part of his vertical integration.

Cable TV...

Yum crumbs. Unless you developed the touch.

James and his family seem nice enough in person. Sure they are filthy rich and can give off a why-is-the-plumber-telling-me-all-this-just-make-my-shit-go-away vibe, but they're polite and patient enough to listen to a plumber talk about pipe diameters, P traps, and Zoeller vs Wayne septic pumps, if they ever end up in that kind of situation.

Oof yeah that's still bad then.

Chill yo. Humans are inherently good. None of us want to have a bad interaction. So we try to win-win cuz that's the easiest and best outcome for both parties and for me. See?

1 more...

Also known as Maugher Beach Lighthouse https://maps.app.goo.gl/5dJ7Ur6cSs2arRUD7

:gfdd

Same. I learned stick on my dad's '88 Toyota Pickup that had 300k miles on its original clutch. Yes, I burned that clutch out shortly after I got my license and could drive it alone. Loved that truck, would love to find another one or any manual truck that size really.

Which son? James doesn't seem too bad.

1 more...

Slowly at best.

Does the toilet clog and backup and overflow? Or clog and backup but drain? I'm watching with my plunger in hand.

Do you like Alex Jones?

Chocolate IS gross. Glad to see another anticho