take the chance rule
getoffthedrugsdude
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By equating women to livestock...
torment nexus rule
possibility rule
you've been warned
Please let this cake be a lie too
The graphic from the article:
Those are the bottom of its feet, straight to horny jail with you.
A gender-bent Sailor Moon entourage, all bearded and bulky in their amazing mini skirts and heels looking fabulous, with a female Tuxedo Mask leading them
"Get off the drugs, dude."
Just needed a friend to care enough to say something so simple, and it changed my life. Sobriety is terrifying for so many, but in my experience it was absolutely worth it.
carrot rule
dentist rule
The gynecologist who always cut her patient's IUD strings super short because too many abusive partners were ripping them out.
My friend had a stress-induced heart attack at 31 while working 60-70hr weeks trying to support his family.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast?
Open and close the metal shutter on the disk in their general direction to assert dominance
Accidentally on purpose
Nah, perfectly normal. Some people don't like carbonation.
I've known a guy who mixed red wine with flat diet coke at business dinners and conferences, deliberately. That was weird.
Simpler: I don't know what this/that thing is.
Basically trying to say: there's this thing that I can't remember the word for/don't know exactly, but I know it exists and need it for context.
It is awkward, but many dialects compress, forgo, and bastardize sentence structure depending on where you're at.
My 9th grade geometry teacher offered me a passing grade if he could take me home.
My grandmother had this on her shelf.
Being myself, knowing myself without the dull edge of substances, actually being present in my life and in other's lives. Drugs were an escape, a place to hide and avoid. Facing reality, while difficult, was such a more fulfilling experience than when constantly running from my own existence.
I text myself, because I (almost) always know where my phone is
Yep, never having kids. Probably never retiring either at this rate.
Personally, my favorite games in the last few years were the talos principle (1 and 2), and Grow: song of the evertree. They aren't really popular but I've replayed them a lot. Also have over 400 hours in core keeper.
Vulture > ostrich
Pretty much...
What about the nevernudes??
The first 3 Die Hard movies
That wasn't silent...
Oppenheimer
The ancient texts!
You're not a snail, man, you're a slug!
She was just trying to quote Prince Ashitaka: "To see with eyes unclouded..."
Search "wine bottle fence help" on YT if you prefer that
You just described a meseeks box
Armadillos
I make a chickpea/garbanzo bean spread:
(1) 15oz can of chickpeas, drained and rinsed (I also take the skins off but that's optional) (1) tbsp of Nutritional yeast (.5) tsp garlic powder (.5) tsp onion powder (.5) tsp salt (1) tbsp lemon juice (.5) tbsp dijon mustard (.5) cup of mayo (any mayo works)
Optional: 1 nori sheet (seaweed adds a fishy flavor)
Instructions: smash everything together with a fork in a bowl until mixed or use a food processor/blender to puree, it should have the consistency of a cheese spread or dip. Serve on anything and keep refrigerated for up to 5 days
Try etsy
RIP. This is a waterboy reference y'all, calm down
Fuckin finally
Tiny squishy Gudetama toys. I have one on my desk.
the satanic temple