Well, ya know what Grammy always said:
Hope in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster...

Coming on Lemmy and complaining in ShowerThoughts that there are too many Lemmy users complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers

No u

Who the fuck is "Mel Gibson?"

Don't it just break your heart?

Brown. I like the way it looks.

Worst fucking graphic ever lmao

Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for government!

Fuck yes.

For Christians, there's one called The Bible.

Maybe he should wield his newfound power instead

Where did u get this stupid fucking idea?

Im still looking for the weird thing going on at duckduck

This is some real "what else besides witches floats in water" ass-logic

Thanks, Obama!

I love plastic straw in hot tea!

LOL Incorrectly

Imagine playing FF but it was written by redditors...
🤢

We are fighting human animals and we are acting accordingly

So business as usual, eh?

The lack of a fucking headphone jack

Heh, try that in a small town.

Jut like Christianity and Judaism.

Again, 🤦‍♀️

God please kill me.

TURN LEFT MF'ERS!

Good thing they conducted a poll to figure this out

Go away Hilldawg

Have you ever heard of the Turing test?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_test

Here you go since you've heard of it but don't understand it.

Wow, colonist.io (the catan clone) seems a bit ironic now

Dang, yall didn't have textbooks?

I smoke weed and play vidya.

Tbh, I've tried it. It was pleasant.

Sofa king, we Todd did.

Fuck the Biden campaign, that should be their whole platform now. But instead they use it to threaten us.

Edit: still, im voting for him...

Pull your head out of you ass and laugh at their joke you buffoon.

Go away katy

How's that?

:shocked-picachu: