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I wouldn't call it "thinking". Conservatives react more than anything. They react to progress (--> hate), change (--> hate) and things they're not familiar with (--> hate). They don't pro-actively think per se.

"My computer is broken, it won't turn on!"

"Are you sure it's plugged in?"

"You think I'm stupid? Of course it's plugged in! It's broken!"

"Sometimes the plug isn't in all the way and then it won't work."

"I know how to plug in a plug, it just won't turn on because it is b-r-o-k-e-n!"

"Are you sure the plug is all the way in?"

"It's all the way in. My computer is broken!"

"Im coming down there and if the plug isnt all the way in, I'll be pissed and mock you."

"IT'S BROKEN!"

Goes down there and plugs the plug all the way in

Computer starts

Microsoft may replace the Start button with the Copilot AI in Windows 12

Yeah, they could also replace the start button with a shit emoji. But there's no indication at all anybody wants to do any of that because they're not idiots. You only said that so people visit your shitty website. In fact, not even the quote you reference for your article suggests any plans of replacing the start button whatsoever:

“The Copilot is like the Start button,” Nadella explains. “It becomes the orchestrator of all your app experiences. So for example, I just go there and express my intent and it either navigates me to an application or it brings the application to the Copilot, so it helps me learn, query and create — and completely changes, I think, the user habits.”

Fuck clickbait headlines and fuck websites bending any and all content to the SEO voodoo.

Not the food wasting one.

"I'm gonna use a word I really shouldn't use. But people might get mad at me for doing so. But on the other hand, the word is really edgy and cool... That's it! I'll just cover up part of the word so people don't notice I'm using it! I'm so smart!"

"Oh no, a bad word!

Better cross it out so no-one thinks I'm using bad words.

But not all the way, so everyone still knows what the bad word is but also recognises my attempt to save them from seeing a bad word!

I'm such a good person (but also cool 😎)!"

And yet men go for the women with long eyelashes. Just because men aren't aware of it doesn't mean the women's moves don't work.

But even if they didn't, imagine this: Women can change the way they look entirely without wanting to look hotter for men. Shocking, I know.

Sure thing, just like he locked Clinton up. Why does anyone believe the stupid shit this idiot says?

Few us citizens will even protest this extreme injustice. Ask yourselves how this would play out in France.

"You see, your honor, when I raped this woman it was an official function of the president of the United States! Obviously, presidential immunity must apply!"

Also don't forget to mention it at every opportunity. The rapist Donald Trump must be called exactly that so people don't forget we're talking about a convicted rapist who for some reason is not a registered sex offender which, of course, doesn't mean he's any less of a rapist, which Donald Trump verifiably is.

I'm convinced those do very little for the environment. There was some really smart executive at the plastic bottle company who made this up so they can charge more from beverage companies.

Poor guy. Better start a gofundme right now.

Don't miss next week's article "Why You Need an Internet Article to Tell You What Is And Isn't Okay"

Is this the first time you realize that your life and experiences are not a template for anyone else's life and experiences?

"shit", the word is "shit", kids

I've been watching more realistic super hero shows like The Boys and Invincible. The reoccurring themes is that with great power comes great immorality.

You know that those were still written by humans to tell a story, right? I wouldn't derive any universal laws from them.

They don't care if he admits it or if it's true. They only care about what he instructs them to care about. Please, we must all start to understand this otherwise it's us living in an illusion.

Yanks went from fighting Taliban to becoming Taliban extremely fast.

"But it's got what plants crave!?"

Nah, this is about money. They'll definitely find a group of underpaid employees to fire.

Right up until 2030 when they push it back to 2045.

The real POV would be a closed bedroom door.

And everybody's just happy to bitch about whatever the headline suggests without ever checking if it's even true.

Your correct indexing is highly appreciated!

Hello frens

No.

Thank god they're filtering out the bad no-no words! Finally teens won't be using naughty and scary words any longer because forbidding words that make us sad and upset is a sensible and smart thing to do! Fuck these shitty networks policing every aspect of speech with a humongous camel dick!

Also, if everything is highlighted, nothing is highlighted. Be more reasonable with your highlights.

Thanks for the clarification, I didn't know all those details.

Mouth

Just because I'm using a plural pronoun I'm not dehumanising anyone. Please read what is actually written and keep your desire to scold people at home.

The failed one on Jan 6 but you already knew that and just act obtuse for some reason I'm sure makes perfect sense in your head.

Is that a press release for a trailer? Are you going to release a trailer for the trailer next? Just fucking tell us the release date and shut up until then. It's not like you need to introduce the GTA brand to anyone.

They're probably hoping for just that. It would mean further delays.

Yes, I have.

100% surge is legit

If you ask them to unplug it and plug it back in, they'll lie and say they already did that, though.

And if they were ashamed at all, they'd have remembered the last time the exact same thing happened.

This sounds like I hate end users which I really don't. Their expertise lies elsewhere and I respect that. Still, sometimes it makes for funny/exhausting situations.

I don't think I've ever encountered a proud bootlicker before. Kind of icky.

Why are yanks having such a hard time wrapping their heads around the separation of state and church?

Another option is leaving earlier. Don't drive a car you can't see out of.

Why do you refer to the female candidate with her first name and the male candidate with his last name? The same thing regularly happens with Clinton. I assume the casual disrespect is not intentional but I'm very curious as to why this happens.