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Not the food wasting one.

If wasting the end pieces of sliced bread upsets you, I've got some devastating news...

Wasting anything that's still safe to eat should upset you

Don't cry over stapled bread

Noted. Can you offer me any advice regarding this milk I just spilled?

Ah dude. I'm sorry. That's devastating. It's ok to cry. Anyone would

There is only one rule about this event, and your suggestion is a violation of that rule

See this is the kind of generational trauma we need to stop.

Generations have been telling their children that their feelings on spilled milk are invalid.

It took you too long to reply. The milk curdled and went all rubbery in that time. Oh, you don't like that I'm ignoring your advice? Well, tough cheese.

Try spilling sweetened condensed milk next time, it takes longer to spoil

But those parts are the best parts

They've got so much more crust than the rest of the loaf

At least we know which side OP's bread is buttered stapled on.

Is it really a waste if it's a bread in the forest? I'm pretty sure there are atleast some animals which would definitely ate this.

Tell us you scour the forest for bread every night without telling us you do

Oh no, not 1 (one) slice of bread! Millions will starve!

Is it still 1 (one) slice of bread if it's a whole community of people sharing pics of how they wasted bread?

Is is still wasted if it's 1 (one) slice of bread?

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Well, think of it this way. Since a monkey will be able to eat this, it'll mean one less gazelle eaten. So really this saves lives

I don't know a whole lot about monkeys, but I'm pretty sure they don't eat gazelles.

Ur ignrance is shoing

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