miss_brainfart

@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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Joined 12 months ago

Hi, I'm Miss Brainfart.

I'm afraid of sharks, with the exception being blåhaj. What could that possibly mean, huh.
(That's not a hint, I genuinely have no idea)

Lemmings can also find me @miss_brainfart:catgirl.cloud on Matrix, if they desire to do so for e2ee reasons

And this is why I like Androids feature that automatically revokes permissions after a certain timeframe of not using an app

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The good thing about this is that I will never attract these guys.

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And then you add the fact that sharks have barely evolved because they've been the perfect silent killer since the dawn of time.

Another fun fact:
Sharks don't make sound. They don't have any organ for the purpose of making sound. That is creepy as all hell.

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The specs are not worth 700€

That's what those specs are worth if everyone who's part of it gets compensated for their work appropriately.

Imagine the price of a Galaxy S23 if Samsung actually was fair to everyone involved.

I've recently started using RSS, and I love it.

General news, tech news, release notes of certain apps I use, peertube uploads of channels I like, notifications about limited-time free games, and all of that in one place.

Pretty cool if you ask me

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uBlock Origin

Everything else is personal preference. Though my honorary mention goes to Libredirect

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Stopping ad blocking is very much in their interest, and this system can very quickly be used to do just that.

This is Google we're talking about, their days of not being evil are long gone.

Whoever did the layout of this page knew exactly what they were doing, and I highly respect them for it

Why the fuck does Fabrizio of all things make me laugh so hard

I wish I had boobs like that

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I've done that the whole day, I have to let out all the bottled up weirdness at some point

So anyway, you come here often?

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Also remember that propaganda technically doesn't have to mean anything bad.

Though to be fair, the very concept of propaganda is still a questionable one.

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If you're too embarrassed to scratch them, I'll do it for you, not an issue.

If you're a consenting adult, of course.

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Pairing a chip this capable with just 8GB of shared memory is also just a waste of good silicon. Which makes the price all the more insulting to me.

Like, this is the equivalent of Usain Bolt losing one of his legs

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I wish I was someones' homework

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On the topic of voices:
I was once very puzzled and confused when a voice didn't match what I imagined it would sound like based on someones' appearance.

Then I started watching F1NN5TER, and after just a few weeks, I stopped giving voices a second thought. Hearing his voice while seeing someone looking so undeniably feminine is the most normal thing in the world.

Whatever voice someone has, that's just their voice. That's all there is to it.

Anyone need help with, uh, computers?

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Where are her feet going, that the person inside looks so satisfied?

It... exists

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Say the line, Gabe

I'm officially on my way to the promised land now.

Wish me luck, I'll need it :')

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Anglerfish dating simulator

I'll say it again, I like using Linux as much as I like using subs

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High time for another antitrust, huh

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Have you ever wondered where your phone is because you wanted to look something up, while holding said phone in your hands, reading about something that made you want to look something up?

Yeah

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Keep the prostate happy and healthy, that's all I'm gonna say

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Let me just say here how much I appreciate the sex ed I got in school.

I'm talking life-size cross-section models of a human torso that you could take individual organs out of for closer inspection.

One thing we still didn't learn much about is how wildly different periods can be for different people, I very much appreciated a friend explaining this to me.

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never really bothered with the spinoffs, as the model of Arch makes them useless and more problematic to deal with

I highly enjoy using EndeavourOS. But then again, I wouldn't classify it as a spinoff, it's pretty much vanilla Arch, but purple.

Now Manjaro on the other hand... Tried it and understood why so many people don't like it within the first week.

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The fact that they're complaining says everything

I am actually using a degoogled phone, and the only thing I'm missing are push notifications, for one single app. Everything else I use works just fine for me, but as always, ymmv

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„Here's the ten bucks you let me borrow, sorry it took so long, I hope you aren't angry at me“

I gave this person money?

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Horseshoe crabs have been existing for almost half a billion years, I would genuinely be sad if we endanger them to critical levels

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If you think it means submissive people who like to be dommed in bed, then you'd be correct

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I love the kind of person who not only has these thoughts, but also draws them for everyone else to see

Killing Caesar was the best thing I did in this whole game

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My guess is that Material You applied a colour scheme based on your wallpaper

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So, genuine question.

What other laptops are there with comparable screens? Colour gamut, accuracy and all the good stuff Apple does so well.

Some day I might need something to work with on the go, and I need a good display.

Edit: Well, didn't expect so many answers in as little time, thank you

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If she's my girlfriend, she's not going to judge, and instead lend me some of her clothes, help me with makeup, and discover that she's not 100% straight after all

Ah, the old Everyone does this argument.

Yes, but to what extent? How severe is it? That's the important part that neither you nor this list touch on.

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And it's an arch, too. It's perfect.

What if we kissed under the blahaj arch while we set up our Thinkpads?

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