Haven't you heard? Republicans don't give a fuck about the law

My feelings! They LAUGHED at me, those big meanies!

Fuckin snowflakes

That's nypost reporting for you, absolute trash

Poor boy doesn't know how to be relevant! Just go away already, what a waste.

Dickheads drive dodge

Remarkably commonplace issue we have here. Happens to the best of us. First, you're managing a funeral home like any other member of society. Then, one November not quite enough people die, you can't quite make the bills. It'll be OK, you tell yourself. Il just pay the crematorium their fees next month, it'll be OK. There's a second crematorium down the street anyways, I'll just send my biz there.

Well crap, people are living longer. Still can't pay that bill. Next month. Meantime, I'll head to the third crematorium. I'll push back on the electricity bill in the meantime and use the credit cards!

It's been six months. I still haven't paid these guys. Now they won't take new bodies. They're on to me, I'm on the crematorium black list. Ugh. Shit, what do now? I'm sure I'll have the funds next month. In the meantime, just leave this body in the hearse we no longer use...

We have some leftover ashes, we can split those up into these nice urns and just tell new customers that these belong to their loved ones! They'll never know the difference!

Then the cops showed up, weird

This is smart and would benefit American people

Therefore, it shall not be done.

I read this expecting to be on the ACLUs side. As a pretty liberal guy... I don't see it. Sounds like they don't like her speaking up is all.

Christ we have created a dumbass country

I got my first job at 15 answering this question. I sold cordless (not cellular, cordless) phones at Sears

The "easy" answer to this question is to pick up the pen, then ask the interviewer if they can write something down. They'll look for a pen, which you're holding. You smile, and say, "if you'd like, I have something to assist with that request..." and trail off a bit. Some people will laugh at this joke and it's enough for them to pass the test. Personally, I'm not a fan of this method.

My 15 year old self hadn't heard this question before, so I just picked the pen up and started listing the wonderful qualities of this pen, and how quickly your life would be enhanced if you had it. "It has the deepest of royal blue hues, with a rich writing sensation and smooth flow on the paper. The grip allows for ultimate comfort, so the pen is usable all day long without any soreness in the fingers or hand. It's so well shaped and ergonomical, you can barely feel it in your hand. And with the above-industry-standard sized ink chamber, you'll be able to use this pen far longer than the competition. This pen has both the value and form that the modern consumer has come to expect in their premium pen buying experience."

And so forth. Basically, do sales stuff

Acab

Racism, the answer is racism

Yeah, totally, just giving chickens the free range space to live healthily in the first place is definitely the inferior choice. You nailed it.

Lol suffering means nothing! Us humans are gonna die at age 80 anyways. Might as well suffer for my adult life instead of living a happy life, what's the difference, right?

My goodness, the lack of empathy for living creatures is just fucking wild. You can slaughter something AND not want it to lead a terrible life until its death, ya know.

You summed up my thoughts well... fuck him

Can your explain your comment? I'm unsure what the TM here is supposed to imply. Not trying to be a dick, I'm genuinely unsure lol and trying to learn

I got better...

Lol you assume they understand words, consequences, correlations, and causality. They understand nothing other than "what's mine is mine and fuck you"

This bill was nothing other than idiots discussing chemicals, we all know this, don't pretend they were almost smart. They aren't.

"Looking forward to the patina" HAHA whatever you fools gotta tell yourselves...

They've probably had a wonderful past few years, what with the living on the lam, no gainful employment, inability to live a regular life, etc. Bless 'em

Gutsy question. You are a shark. Sharks are winners. And they don't look back. Because they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

At least someone has a used catalytic converter now

What a stupid reason to die, this timeliness sucks

Is it working?

Or have we defunded education and science for 50 years, and now we have a nation of idiots?

Man bummer oh geez

As long as we all have to look at a stupid unfinished building, I say this is free game

Stuff like this makes me proud to live here. It ain't perfect, but we are trying.

Yep, dude is just hurt that no one considers him the comedy king anymore. Not that he deserves it, but HE certainly thinks he does. It's sad, really... I remember respecting him for stepping down for a bit. What a disappointing return, I wish he had just faded away with positive memories instead of torpedoing himself, his legacy, and the fight for equal rights.

Keep business and family separate.

But then my dockers pants won't properly wick away my diet coke when it spills on my crotch!

Acab motherfuckers

I think the suggestion is that the sands shifted long ago and NY times is at best an enabler of the concept that this just "happened". This didn't just happen, fascists have been being fascists, and they should say it.

You don't have to justify your struggles to some stranger

Ooooh, you forgot to include the triple-stamp, so you're going to jail unfortunately.

You sound like a mutant. Welcome

Is that I have...

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Personally, I'd sorta prefer he hulk smashes it

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Unfortunately too late I think. It's metastasized.

Good point, he's pretty much the asshole here