A North Carolina PFAS factory claims its emissions fell by 99.99%. A Guardian test reveals otherwiseLee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.world – 202 points – 5 months agotheguardian.com17Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentBut then my dockers pants won't properly wick away my diet coke when it spills on my crotch!If I have to put butter in a frying pan, what even is the point of cooking?Can I spray the butter?That's the only way I'm gonna be able to cook my Plastic squeeze tube of processed onion matter in a civilized fashion.They will when they're made of 100% plastic instead of the 45% they have now.This is the American ingenuity I live for
But then my dockers pants won't properly wick away my diet coke when it spills on my crotch!If I have to put butter in a frying pan, what even is the point of cooking?Can I spray the butter?That's the only way I'm gonna be able to cook my Plastic squeeze tube of processed onion matter in a civilized fashion.They will when they're made of 100% plastic instead of the 45% they have now.This is the American ingenuity I live for
If I have to put butter in a frying pan, what even is the point of cooking?Can I spray the butter?That's the only way I'm gonna be able to cook my Plastic squeeze tube of processed onion matter in a civilized fashion.
Can I spray the butter?That's the only way I'm gonna be able to cook my Plastic squeeze tube of processed onion matter in a civilized fashion.
That's the only way I'm gonna be able to cook my Plastic squeeze tube of processed onion matter in a civilized fashion.
They will when they're made of 100% plastic instead of the 45% they have now.This is the American ingenuity I live for
But then my dockers pants won't properly wick away my diet coke when it spills on my crotch!
If I have to put butter in a frying pan, what even is the point of cooking?
Can I spray the butter?
That's the only way I'm gonna be able to cook my Plastic squeeze tube of processed onion matter in a civilized fashion.
They will when they're made of 100% plastic instead of the 45% they have now.
This is the American ingenuity I live for