Autentix... Ugh.

Said the guy on his phone at the same time as she's watching monster high, which honestly by the title alone sounds like a Doug Benson comedy special

Okay but it isn't always that difficult, I talked to my PCP, who made an appointment for me with the right type of dr person and then I went to that one and did whatever at that appointment

Isn't that literally what that means?

Depication? I think you meant depiction?

They probably gave him a really good beating too of it was the LAPD

No differently than using bleach I'd assume

Wait what?! Which??

Funny meme you've ever seen - no blue lines or circles

Yeah it would've just been rape of a minor, can't prove he wanted to murder her!

Play tennis

America? Maybe Britain?

Unlike you who leaves in his windowless van to go hang out with your girlfriend at her highschool.

Oh poop I didn't have the third panel which has....

That's not an insult it's a curse

Insult:

Your elevator doesn't quite go all the way up.

You have all the creativity and emotional intelligence of a manager

Ah yes just like all the other stores that "closed due to theft"

Oakland

But then again...

Well a good number of those were manually collapsed, not removed but also it's more like only right wing people want to stay in unmoderated shitholes

Yes he's correct for the wrong reasons, the tale is quite the satirical writing. thank goodness we can simplify it to drooling levels with a rage comic format

Well...

Four that wanna own me. Two that wanna stone me.
One says she's a friend of mine.

None of those sound like the type of relationship he's looking for

Yeah and they so don't work for Republicans that they still have 48% of the house and senate combined. Those poor Republicans totally unrepresented

Dude, there's like four sentences and they're all on this page and it says it takes an AI assessed picture of your face to determine if you're a woman. Why are people so fucking lazy and snarky?

Never pity a CEO. Ever. They make a quarter of a million doing less than you with only a golden parachute.

This just in: shitty person has a history of being shitty, more news at 11

Oh so they're like to charge the cops for trying to impose unlawful conditions right? right?

Man he was really showing his true colors in writing that for his show

Perfect representative of his people, that's how

That lemon cherry cooler innovation though!!

Mixing two different flavors of packaged flavoring?? Beth you tricky skank!

There's literally nothing about this that's described as a mystery...? It's stating all the facts...

Geez what a bunch of assholes

Wait Stalin executed gay people because Stalin needed to be stronger than Kakarot?

Republicans

Well at least we have the circlejerk going for us

Ah... He's totally wrong and what you said had literally nothing to do with it

Well duh, he's a Qanon freak

>implying the director and Miss Pauling don't exist

Excuse me

Bailing out the credit card companies but not the people, of course

Wait but they're made of starch?

People who want to try out this cool trick

Maybe don't look so cool like the girl I want to be if you don't want to be stared at.

Cool hair...sorry

Ah ADHD: the only way I can hold myself accountable and do something is if random people on the Internet holds me accountable